hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wen i told tucker he had missd owt on seeing a dumpster last week he wuz verry dissapoynted so wen roomer had it we wer going bak to rantcho gwakkamoley he demanded not to be left beehind chek it owt!!!
ha ha tucker pleez try to relaks and be kool abowt going owt!!! just like me!!!
after mutch wayting and wagging of tayls and wotnot we finaly mayd it to the kar ware tucker wunse agin demonstrayted how eeger he wuz to go for a wawk at rantcho gwakkamoley!!!
oh no tucker if yoo ar so verry tired how wil yoo ever mayk it all the way to the dumpster??? but then upon owr arrival we diskoverd that the faymus costco waggin had misteeryusly appeerd in the bak of dadas kar!!!
hallolooyah tucker is sayvd!!! but wont he git kold frum the wind chil wile mooving at the awsum speeds wot his weeld konveyanse can acheev??? oh no wot ever shal we do???
mamas fuzzy kote to the reskyew!!! now we ar reddy to role if dada kan figger owt wot direkshun to go!!!
the astoot vyoower or at leest the vyoower wot has eyes wil notiss that dada poynted left and then went rite!!! i am pritty shoor that is how we ended up at rantcho gwakkamoley insted of at the harbor in the first playse!!! better drink sum more of that koffee dada!!! now altho tucker is in his charyot he stil likes to git owt of it frum time to time for instanse to chek peemail at a public peemail drop!!!
but mostly he just wuz along for the ride!!!
at wun poynt we stopd and mama gayv me treets for standing on a peese of metal poor tucker did not git to stand on metal and git treets oh wel!!! i can only imadjin wot he must be thinking but i bet he is jellus!!!
after that it wuz bak in the waggin for more draggin ha ha!!!
note how we all wawk together becuz that is wot posses do!!! altho i think trixie may be a little bit wurreed abowt beeing run over!!! hay tucker i think yoo need a leesh wot sez sumthing diffrent!!!
but wayt!!! wot is that up ahed??? cud it be???
it is!!! tucker mayd it to the dumpster!!!
and their wuz mutch rejoysing!!! and by rejoysing i meen komplayning!!!
oh wel yoo can leed a dog to a dumpster but yoo cant tayk the dumpster home!!! or sumthing like that!!! ok bye