Well, hello, Trixie. Are you guarding the yard from squirrels?
“No. I’m taking a little break in the shade.”
A break? I didn’t know you ever took breaks.
“YOU try being alpha dog for those two crazy vizslas without taking breaks. Let me know how it goes.”
I see your point. And what about all the tufts of fur?
“I’m pretty sure that the stress of being alpha for the vizslas is making my hair fall out.”
“Not really. Dada was out here with the undercoat rake ‘harvesting raw material for bird nests’, he says.”
Well, it’s nice of him to help the birds.
“Hmph. I can see their nests under the eaves from here. Trespassing feathered evil perpetrators.”
All right, I’ll let you get back to your break. How much longer will it last?