hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday krool krool dada posted a pikcher of me waring the life preeserver wich prompted my gud frend frankie furter to ask if i wuz going to hav mor swimming lesson to wich i say oh no no no no no!!! and just in kayse mama is gitting enny funny ideeaz abowt maybe tayking me for mor sutch tortcher i hav deesided to tayk frankies sugjestchun and reepost wot happend last time she tried to teetch me to swim just so she reemembers that it wuz a disaster so chek it owt evrybuddy!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now sum of yoo hav may hav herd roomers that i am not a gud swimmer i hav no ideea how theez roomers got started but mama has tayken it upon herself to fiks this so calld problem chek it owt!!!
at first it lukd like this wood be just another fun tennis bal type eevent as yoo can see on akkownt of mama is showing me a tennis bal before we git started
however it soon bekaym appairent that sumthing els wuz afoot!!!
the nekst thing i noo i wuz beeing bundeld into a kleerly ekspeerimental flotayshun device type thing!!!
and then i wuz mayd to stand dayndjerusly klose to the edje of the pool!!!
hay how abowt we go to the mooveez insted of doing this???
and then the hyoomans inklooding mama akchooally went in the pool!!! of there own volishun no less!!!
pool wot pool i do not see enny pool
i am not shoor having a lap is wurth this
hay mama yoo no hoo reely likes laps??? tucker reely likes laps!!! i wil go git him!!!
my frend vegas offerd to tayk over for me in the pool hay vegas sownds gud come on in the water is fine!!!
unfortchoonatly krool krool mama denied my attempt to tap owt
and the nekst thing i noo i wuz beeing kerried like a peese of luggadj!!!
having a handle mayks it hard to git away espeshly wen wun is floting!!! and then mama mayd me swim in sirkles chek it owt!!!
hmmm let me tayk a moment to think abowt this
oh hang on sorry i need to go owt and do a lot kownt yeah thats the tikkit
but mama wood not let me do a lot kownt krool krool mama!!!
oh wayt wot is that???
ok i do like bals but i dont like them that much
the moral of the storry is that if yoo do not no how to swim just stay owt of the water that way no wun wil ever find owt yoo cant swim and they wil not try to teetch yoo!!! ok bye
and their yoo hav it!!! so do not git enny funny ideeaz abowt tayking me bak to the room wot has water in it mama!!! ok bye