throwbak thursday swimming lessens!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday krool krool dada posted a pikcher of me waring the life preeserver wich prompted my gud frend frankie furter to ask if i wuz going to hav mor swimming lesson to wich i say oh no no no no no!!! and just in kayse mama is gitting enny funny ideeaz abowt maybe tayking me for mor sutch tortcher i hav deesided to tayk frankies sugjestchun and reepost wot happend last time she tried to teetch me to swim just so she reemembers that it wuz a disaster so chek it owt evrybuddy!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now sum of yoo hav may hav herd roomers that i am not a gud swimmer i hav no ideea how theez roomers got started but mama has tayken it upon herself to fiks this so calld problem chek it owt!!!

at first it lukd like this wood be just another fun tennis bal type eevent as yoo can see on akkownt of mama is showing me a tennis bal before we git started

bal???

however it soon bekaym appairent that sumthing els wuz afoot!!!

wot the heck is that funny kote for???

the nekst thing i noo i wuz beeing bundeld into a kleerly ekspeerimental flotayshun device type thing!!!

i no red is my kolor but i am not too shoor abowt this garmint!!!

and then i wuz mayd to stand dayndjerusly klose to the edje of the pool!!!

why do i hav to ware this thik kote??? and is that water over their?!?!?!?

hay how abowt we go to the mooveez insted of doing this???

this is my seeryus fayse. seeryusly do not put me in the water.

and then the hyoomans inklooding mama akchooally went in the pool!!! of there own volishun no less!!!

yeah ok yoo guys hav fun with that i wil be over heer if ennywun needs me

pool wot pool i do not see enny pool

oh my luk at this intresting thing on the floor

i am not shoor having a lap is wurth this

hay mama yoo no hoo reely likes laps??? tucker reely likes laps!!! i wil go git him!!!

oh my luk at all this intresting riting on that wite bord say can sumwun pleez call 911 for me???

my frend vegas offerd to tayk over for me in the pool hay vegas sownds gud come on in the water is fine!!!

unfortchoonatly krool krool mama denied my attempt to tap owt

and the nekst thing i noo i wuz beeing kerried like a peese of luggadj!!!

Dog With Handle Is Being Handled

having a handle mayks it hard to git away espeshly wen wun is floting!!! and then mama mayd me swim in sirkles chek it owt!!!

hmmm let me tayk a moment to think abowt this

wot wood my hero jerry lundegaard do in this sitchooayshun???

oh hang on sorry i need to go owt and do a lot kownt yeah thats the tikkit

“He’s fleeing the interview!”

but mama wood not let me do a lot kownt krool krool mama!!!

this isnt happening this isnt happening this isnt happening

oh wayt wot is that???

bal???

ok i do like bals but i dont like them that much

just giv me the bal and we wil call it eeven

the moral of the storry is that if yoo do not no how to swim just stay owt of the water that way no wun wil ever find owt yoo cant swim and they wil not try to teetch yoo!!! ok bye

and their yoo hav it!!! so do not git enny funny ideeaz abowt tayking me bak to the room wot has water in it mama!!! ok bye

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18 thoughts on “throwbak thursday swimming lessens!!!

  1. Sarge says:

    Hey Dennis!
    Wow, that post gave me the chuckles! Krool peeps and their torture ideas. BOL I gotta say I love me some swimmies, but it isn’t fur everyone. I’m sure you’ll get to stay on dry land. Tennis balls bounce and roll better on grass anyway…trust me on that one. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  2. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD OMD OMD THANK YOU DENNIS…. This is one of your BESTEST posts EVER. I (Frankie Furter) remembered every bit of it. This will serve as a RemindHER not to be trying it again.

  3. Dennis! Are you kerazy? Swimming is the best! One year I had to teach a bunch of labradorks how to swim in the ocean. I was a hard job but some dawg’s gotta do it!

    Sam (and Pippen

  4. joandstella says:

    Oh Dennis! I see your older post is from 2010 and this one from 2014. Does that mean they try to get you in the water every four years? Won’t do, gotta go at least three times a week to get used to the idea. Lake Swimming is the most fun, see if you can find a nice lake and get out there every couple of days. You will be swimming like a pro with no floatey coat with handle,

    Good luck, Buddy, and let us know what you do.

    Your pal, Stella

  5. Hooray for you Dennis, my mom always thought I should be a swimmer dog too. Some fool made a mistake and put it all over the web that Vizslas are water dogs and even photoshopped a picture of one going UNDERWATER to fetch some ridiculous thing. Lies, all lies. You and me know that water is only for cleaning your toes or making mud to roll in. Not swimming. No never. Hold your ground. the spirit of Maggie the Vizsla.

  6. Swimming is fun but I guess it’s not for everyone. It took me a few visits before I got used to wearing the float coat. Your form looked very good (and calm).

  7. The OP Pack says:

    We thought it was one of those inflatable “cones” too. None of us has EVER been in the water, no pool, lake, river, ocean, oh wait, maybe a few puddles:) We have all decided that if Dennis doesn’t like it, we won’t either.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  8. dorysbackyard says:

    Dennis…this just strengthens my reserve to be a Daddy’s girl…I bet your Dada wouldn’y make you go in that evil water!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

  9. Well, I guess we know your stance on swimming! At least there weren’t any sharks in the water. Although I’ve heard of land sharks with candygrams, so maybe it’s safer in the water after all!

    Bunny

  10. Hey Dennis, I’m sure our humans just stay up at night thinking of ways to torture us and embarrass us, and then they tell the whole world in the internet. They have a very warped sense of humor, I’m convinced.
    My parents dress me up in ridiculous clothes and even boots and think it’s super funny, and then they show their blog friends so they can laugh too. Not cool.I’m with you on the serious face thing. Stand your ground, Dennis.You can train them, it just takes time.
    Behr Behr :)

    http://behrrake.wordpress.com/

  11. Yow Denniz iz krewl what da mum made ya doez!!! N puttin ya into a floatie thing with a handle!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DA KAT WAZ SHE FINKIN??????? Y a poor sweet poochie what Iz NOTT a Portugeese Water Poochie butt a land lubbin Vizsla poochie…yer Mum waz obveeusslee confused rite???
    We shure hope she NOTT get any funny ideaz….ya can allwayz hide out here if ya need to okayz??? We keep ya frum da ‘water torture’!
    Lub Nylablue n Mum <3 <3 <3

  12. Mazie feels your pain Dennis. She is scared of water too. Mom thinks she got thrown in as a puppy because she is very afraid of even a little water so you were VERY brave
    Marty

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