hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay its time for the sunday awards and meem show!!! i wuz not abel to attrakt enny gest hosts or myoozikal entertaynmint this week on akkownt of i spent all my munnies on hyoodj ackman last week but i hope to hav another gest agin soon meenwile it is just me and tucker presenting awards this week!!!
Now that I have finally returned to the Archeology Department after my long sojourn in deep space, I am at last able to return to my primary mission of ferreting out ancient secrets and uncovering hidden civilizations. My first task upon my return is to resume my long-idle quest to find the subterranean kingdom of the gophers, accompanied by my new graduate student assistant, a young tough named, appropriately enough, Mutt.