Kream of the Krop

Charlee: “You can’t park here. It’s a handicapped spot.”
Batman: “I’m a grown man who dresses up like a bat and beats up criminals. I’m definitely handicapped.”
Charlee: “I don’t think that’s the kind of ‘handicapped’ they’re talking about.”
Lulu: “Let’s keep driving around until the sign lights up! Then the doughnuts will be fresh!”
Batman: “No time for that, Dog Wonder! We must go inside and confront the Riddler!”
Chaplin: “I can see why Ed would like this place. He’s got a thing for that shade of yellowish grey.”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: Know When To Run And When To Rest

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! This time it’s about knowing when it’s time to take a break. Sure, it’s fun to run run run and play play play, but at some point, you have to stop and take a breath. Especially if you’re playing with humans, who just don’t have the endurance that we dogs do. Here’s an example where I show you how to get your human to pause and rest when he or she might be getting a little tired.

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It’s A Happy Gotcha Day And A Half!

This weekend it’s a double Gotcha Day post, one for Lulu (whose Gotcha Day was April 9th, 2019) and one for the Hipsters (whose Gotcha Day was April 17th, 2017). So let’s all put our paws together for the Oceanside Animals!

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Big Latin

Lulu: “It doesn’t look like that guy you hired did a very good job erasing the graffiti.”
Chaplin: “It’s so hard to find good help these days.”
Spicoli: “Maybe that’s because you hired somebody who ran away from the circus, dude.”
Batman: “It’s one of the Riddler’s riddles! Ed, you evil genius!”
Mouse: “Ed didn’t write this. That clown did.”
Batman: “What clown?”
Mouse: “The clown hiding behind that equipment over there.”
Joker: “Tee-hee!”

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The Mystery of the Missing Snacks

Lulu: “All right, so it sounds like the next thing we need to do is find Chaplin and the Riddler.”
Batman: “Excellent plan, Dog Wonder! So who is this ‘Chaplin’? Is he a villain with a little mustache and a bowler hat?”
Spicoli: “Close, dude. He’s a cat with a soul patch.”
Batman: “A cat with a soul patch? Diabolical! How will we ever track down such a fiend?”
Charlee: “I’ll just wave this flirt pole around a little.”

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Snackvestigators

Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, why do you still smurf your sunglasses when you’re sleeping?”
Spicoli: “I think you mean trying to sleep, dude. And I wear them because it’s so bright here.”
Producer Smurf: “But why don’t you go smurf somewhere that’s not so bright?”
Spicoli: “Because then it would be too dark to see with my sunglasses on.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, of course.”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: Roadblocks

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! Hey, you may have heard of a thing that the humans call a roadblock. This is when you’re trying to make progress towards some destination, but something is standing in your way, preventing you from getting there. This could be a metaphorical or literal obstacle, and it could be something you impose on yourself or something that’s imposed on you by external forces. Here’s an example of a literal roadblock:

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Well That Clears Things Up

Chaplin: “So you’re saying I have to watch this entire movie and it will give me the answer to whether it’s ‘Batman’ or ‘The Batman’?”
Ed Nygma: “Correct.”
Chaplin: “What was the point of my showing you all around the house and revealing our secret lair in the basement?”
Ed Nygma: “To make sure you had room to store all the snacks we’ll need to make it through the film.”
Spicoli: “Did I hear someone say ‘snacks’?”

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