The Next Big Thing

Lulu: “All right, so the sugar-free chewing gum for dogs was a bust, due to supply chain contamination.”
Charlee: “You had Spicoli pee on the boxes while we were using them!”
Lulu: “Right, like I said. Supply chain contamination.”

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Extreme Measures

Lulu: “Listen, guys, I’m giving you one last chance to surrender my boxes peacefully.”
Chaplin: “Sorry, we’ve turned them into our fort.”
Charlee: “We’re prepared to defend them to the very last.”

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Yoots These Days

Vinny Gambini: “So you’re saying you’ve got two yoots squatting in some boxes that you own?”
Lulu: “Yes, that’s right. Well, assuming ‘yoot’ is another word for ‘cat’.”
Spicoli: “ZzzzZZzzz …”

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Squatters’ Rights

Scrooge: “So you say you have a problem with squatters?”
Lulu: “Yes, that’s right.”
Scrooge: “Have you tried barking at them?”
Lulu: “Well I can’t really bark at them. They do live in the house with me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, I just noticed that none of these books are law books.”

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Classic Dennis: The Battle of Thanksgiving

Today, in keeping with our holiday tradition, we present a repeat showing of a classic adventure starring Dennis, Tucker, Trixie, and Trouble. This series originally appeared back in 2009. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Lulu’s Life Tips: Caveat Emptor

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This one is simple: Caveat Emptor. This is Ancient Roman for Buyer Beware.

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