Poll Position

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Mouse: “Are you all right, Dennis? You look a little flushed.”
Dennis: “I’m fine. It’s just the Kung Pao.”
Mouse: “I’m sure your mama will be thrilled to have all her clothes smelling like Chinese takeout.”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! So am I!”

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Damage Control

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Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues
By A. NEWSHOUND

The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian and Vizzini’s cat. Meanwhile, Furry vice-presidential candidate Vermin, going off-message, claims that she and the candidate are being stalked by evil clowns.”

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I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, AM LEARNING TO STACK AND GAIT!

Greetings, quivering civilians!  Saya the Mighty here, reporting from points north, to let everyone know I am still doing well, and am taking on a new mission.  Having rid the world of gophers, I am now learning the finer points of stacking and gaiting.  See if I don’t!

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