thank yoo for yore purrs and tail wags and i am bak from the emergentsee vet!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am bak frum the emergentsee vetnameez and i wanted to say thank yoo for all the purrs and tail wags and crossd paws and stuf wot yoo sent wile i was gawn!!!

 

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dramtikally baklit vizsla is baklit and dramatik. and also dada aparently duznt no not to poynt his kamra at sumthing brite wen in a dark rum.

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tail wags and purrs plz thx!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reemember a wile bak i wuz diagnosd with inflammatory buy a vowel dizeez also nown as weel of fortchoon disorder also nown as eye be dee or maybe eye beady!!! ennyway wotever yoo kall it sinse then i hav ben on varyus diffrent medikayshuns and diets but they say i am not reesponding to the meds or the diets and hav not ben eeting mutch and hav lost sevral pownds and now yesterday eevening i throo up sum fud wot i did eet and mama saw sum bluds in the fuds!!! wel i do not want to throw up bluds in my fuds and so sinse yesterday i hav deesided that its maybe best if i do not eet ennything at all!!! however mama and dada aparently do not agree and they say i hav to go the emerdjensee vet tooday!!! also dada sed he duz not like wun of the spesimens i deeposited in the bak yard so he skoopd it up in a sterile kontayner to bring to the emerdjensee vet i do not no why he wants to sayv it if he duz not like it let alone why he wants to bring it to the emerdjensee vet i meen things like that shud be between me and the yard!!! ennyway mama and dada seem to be kind of wurreed abowt sumthing so i think they mite apreesheyayt sum tail wags and purrs to mayk them feel better!!! ok bye

Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man

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Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!”
Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?”
Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.”
Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And not just by Charlee.”
Charlee: “Mouse mouse.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey nasty dogs! The library is closing!”

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