Lulu’s Language Tips: Make Your Bed Then Lie In It

Hello friendlies! Lulu here! Hey, you may have heard some variation of the idiom “make your bed and lie in it”, but you may not know where it comes from. Well, guess what? It was invented by us dogs. Have a look!

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Jurassic Can Opener

Chaplin: “Say, Blue, with those thumbs of yours, you’re able to operate a can opener, right?”
Mr. Nibbles: “I thought you told that friend of yours that you were going to put the tuna in a place of honor.”
Chaplin: “Our bellies are a place of honor.”

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Let’s Make A Deal

Chaplin: “Tell you what, we’ll take you to meet the creator of the SmurfCoin in exchange for these cans of tuna in your tackle box.”
Swordfish: “It’s not a tackle box, it’s a—”
Charlee: “Yeah yeah yeah, it’s a hacker’s toolkit, I know. Do we have a deal or what?”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: You’re Not As Good At Multitasking As You Think You Are

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This week’s tip is, you’re not as good at multitasking as you think you are. Or at least, I’m not.

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The Information Economy

Swordfish: “Well, here’s my invoice. Payment is due at the time hacking services are rendered.”
Charlee: “What hacking services rendered? You didn’t do anything.”
Swordfish: “Sure I did. I made a house call.”
Charlee: “I didn’t call you, you just showed up.”

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