Cleared For Takeoff

Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?”
Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from cats.” Read More

Throwback (Tucker) Thursday: Stop Disassembling My Bed

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Picture taken August 2008

What Is The Measure Of A Troll?

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Mouse: “Why are you hanging out on the patio, Lulu?”
Lulu: “Well Chaplin has been trolling me by taking my boxes, mat, and beds, so I came out here where I know he won’t do that.”

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Caturday Picture Show: The Ruined Fortress

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Oh. Hello. Would you like to hear the story of my fortress?

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Throwback (Dennis, Tucker, & Trixie) Thursday: Security Blanket

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Picture taken August 2008

The Bed Troll

Let Yer Pirate Flag Fly!

Charlee: “Hello everyone! Charlee here! Or should I call myself ‘Chaaaarrrrlee’?”
Chaplin: “No, you shouldn’t. Talk Like a Pirate Day is over.”
Charlee: “But I’m talking about Talk Like a Pirate Day. So there. Anyway, I just wanted to thank our friends at 15AndMeowing where my comment on their Talk Like a Pirate Day post won the drawing for a prize!”

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Chaplin: “What is that? Is that an envelope full of loot?”
Charlee: “It is an envelope full of loot. And it’s all mine!”
Chaplin: “You mean ours, right?”
Charlee: “Well, I’m the one with the pirate name, and my name is first, so I think it’s mine.”
Lulu: “But there’s a picture of a dog on the address label, so I think maybe it’s for me, right?”
Chaplin: “Ha ha ha ha no.”
Lulu: “Can I at least shred it open for you, then?”
Charlee: “Also no. I will have Dada do that for me. He’s not as, uh, enthusiastic about taking paper apart as you are.”
Chaplin: “All right already, let’s find out what’s inside!”

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Charlee: “Ahoy mateys! It’s a pirate flag! For my pirate ship!”
Chaplin: “You don’t have a pirate ship.”
Charlee: “Not yet. But now I have to get one.”
Lulu: “Pirate ship flags are supposed to be tattered, right? Do you want me to tatter it for you?”
Charlee: “No.”

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Drink up me hearties, meow, meow!

Charlee: “Hey look there’s something else inside!”

 

Charlee: “It’s a signed picture book called I Am Not A Skunk! Thank you, 15AndMeowing!”
Chaplin: “Hmm you’re right, Charlee, this is all yours, since you’re the one around here who looks like a skunk!”
Charlee: “What? You’re a black and white cat too!”
Chaplin: “True. But I’m not the one with a white stripe on my back whose nickname is ‘Skunk’.”

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Lulu: “Looks like a fair cop to me, Skunk.”
Charlee: “You hush, Coyote.”

Throwback (Dennis, Tucker, & Trixie) Thursday: Vizslas Vs. The Ocean

Post originally appeared July 20, 2008
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The Mat Troll

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