Down the Wabbit Hole

Lulu: “I’ll be pretty impressed if he can pull this off. I’m a good digger—you should see all the holes in my back yard—but I couldn’t even make a dent in these storage containers.”
Tasmanian Devil: (speaking gibberish)
Charlee: “What is he saying, exactly? Because I get the impression it’s something to do with eating us.”
Bugs Bunny: “Ehh, who can tell, Doc? But you’re not wrong, he would totally eat us all. That’s why I need the wi-fi password, so I can order him some Door Dash before he gets hangry.”
Charlee: “This is him not being hangry?!”

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Can You Dig It?

Lulu: “You’ve got some pretty weird stuff aboard this container ship.”
Sailor: “Yeah, we pick up things from all over the place.”
Lulu: “I don’t suppose you have any patio furniture made out of meat?”
Sailor: “Hmm, let me check the manifest.”

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Why Fi?

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Listen, cat! Wi-Fi is a precious commodity! If I give out the password, there’ll be less wi-fi for m! And I’m the Captain, so I need all the wi-fi! Understand?”
Chaplin: “Not really. Maybe you could demonstrate it. Say, with a bowl of crackers?”

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Steve Who?

Charlee: “This is the worst-organized store I’ve ever seen.”
Lulu: “Are you sure this is Pier One?”
GPS: “BING! Of course I’m sure. I’m connected to satellites and stuff.”
Seagull: “What about bits of bread? Have you got any bits of bread?”
Chaplin: “Do I look like I would have bits of bread?”
Seagull: “Everyone looks like they would have bits of bread.”

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Pier What?

Chaplin: “So where do we have to go to get this meat-based patio furniture?”
Lulu: “I’m not sure, the picture didn’t say. I figure we can start at Pier One. They sell patio furniture.”
Charlee: “Makes sense. Should we take Dada’s car or the Magic Flying Coaster?”
Lulu: “Well, Dada’s car is kind of slow these days, and the Magic Flying Coaster has limited cargo capacity. But I have a plan.”

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