hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog
tonite i fownd owt we hav skunks in the nayborhud, isnt that grate??? i wuz owtside with my sister trixie the chow shepherd mix wen she took off running for the fens and the next thing i knew the air wuz full of the most punjent aroma i ever smeld and wen she came bak the smell wuz all over her if i had been walking along and i fownd sumthing that smeld like her i wood hav rolld arownd in it for shure
i didnt get my own share of skunking becuz trixie hogd it all for herself and my brother tucker the other vizsla dog didnt get any either becuz he wuz in the howse wen it happend and he tried to run outside but he ran past dada and dada smelld the skunk and grabbd tuckers collar and stoppd him i could hear tucker howling inside the howse asking the skunk to spray him but dada woodnt let him owt poor tucker
mama and dada didnt seem to like the smell very much they put trixie in the bathtub and mixd up some stuff* and washed her with it and now she doesnt smell kwite as good ennymore i woodnt roll arownd in her now well ok i still wood just not as much as before
ennyway i am reely happy to know we got skunks i hope next time trixie doesnt cheet me owt of getting sprayd just becuz shes top dog she gets to keep all the skunking for herself its reely not very fair but oh well thats how it is wen your a dog isnt it
“But … YOU get to wear cologne!”
*This de-skunking recipe is from Dexter’s Deli and works very well.