hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog as yoo no i am now being kepd in a krate when mama and dada arnt home evn tho ive askd nice reederz for help and tried to sell the krate and my brudder but nobody… Continue Reading “dadas offis is booooooooring”
… he makes a pretty good pillow.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i think i menshund wunse that my brudder tucker had sumthing rong with him he duznt hav much enerjy and after he plays for a littel wile he gets tired and then he starts twitching all… Continue Reading “twitch”
So Dennis has continued his habit of falling out of bed in the middle of the night. Because the bed is fairly high, and because he’s usually on the side that’s closest to the wall (my side), causing him to secondarily bang into the… Continue Reading “Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers”
Diane: “Oh, Sam, this may be a silly question. But you don’t have a velvet smoking jacket, do you?” Sam: “Hey, come on. I’m smoking in any jacket.” So Dennis has been taking agility classes on Wednesday evenings. The classes are at 8pm and… Continue Reading “The Name’s Bond. Dennis Bond.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i want a rat like this one this is feathers she was mama and dadas pet rat before they got the kitties then the rat had to go liv with grammy and grampy becuz the cats… Continue Reading “i want wun of these”
“I told you, I won’t perform until I get my own trailer, a heated bed, 20 bags of Lakse Kronch, and a pet rat. Somebody call my agent!”
So my wife (used to) feed the dogs Canidae canned food, which is supposed to have all sorts of high-quality ingredients. Corn isn’t one of them. So what’s this big, hard, uncooked kernel of corn doing in there?
This one’s for Rocket, stuck inside because of -10 degree weather. Poor Rocket!
So we took Dennis, Tucker, and Trixie back to Fiesta Island today, for the first time since the “oh my God you’re trying to dump me” incident in November. This time, Dennis did not take off running for the parking lot. Instead he went… Continue Reading “Dennis vs. Fiesta Island: The Return”
“You missed a spot.” Note: This toothbrush has a head on each end, so you can play “tug” and brush your teeth at the same time.
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU TO TELL DADDY TO STOP POKING AROUND IN MY LITTER BOX. I AM FINE NOW AND I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO RE-BURY EVERYTHING I PUT IN THERE. I DON’T… Continue Reading “I BURIED THAT FOR A REASON”