Greetings, people who have kitchens! Are you tired of always having to wash your kitchen towels, only to have them get dirty again the very next day? Are you constantly having to take one towel down and put another one in its place? Well we have a solution for you — the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000! This miraculous new device is always on the job! As soon as its patented, ultra-sensitive air sniffing device detects that your kitchen towels have accumulated food residue, it will detach from its charging base (the Vizsl-A-Lap, sold separately) and lick into action. Before long your towels will be perfectly clean. You’ll never struggle with armloads of dirty kitchen towels again!
The Vizsl-A-Matic 9000 comes with a variety of attachments, enabling it to get into those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies and give them the most thorough cleaning they’ve had in years! Besides kitchen towels, the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000 works on:
- Dining room tables!
- Kitchen sinks!
- Pantries & cabinets!
- Garbage cans!
- Ovens and ranges! (Must be cool first — very important!)
- Dishes, bowls, and cups!
- That space under the dishwasher where mysterious stuff accumulates and never gets cleaned up!
So don’t delay, get your Vizsl-A-Matic 9000 today, and leave the cleaning to us!