Kiddapped & Eddadgered

Heddo, by dame is Normad add I ab a hedgehog. Dot long ago I lived id de pet store wid by 14 idedtical twids add a whole budch of odder squeaky toys. Den a lady kiddapped be frob the store. It was ad idside job; de lady paid sobe bodey to de store before she took be away. Den she gave be to a little red dog dat she called Deddis. Little did I dow it but I was about to edter de uddergroudd world of dog squeak toy exploitatiod.

At first Deddis seebed like a dice doggy. He carried me around and squeaked my hodker like a good boy. But it wasd’t long before he turned mead. He bit by dose off (dat’s why I talk like dis dow) ad as you cad see in dese shocking photos, he dearly pulled by squeaker all de way out drough de opeding. Have you ever seed such cruelty? If I hadd’t beed rescued by de Toy Liberatiod Frodt I would’dt be here to tell you by story. As it is, dey say I will need years of recodstructive surgery, add by squeaker will probably dever work agaid.

I can odly hope sobbody idvestigates this so it doesn’t happed to ady odder squeak toy ever agaid. De evil Deddis add de lady who keeps hib supplied wid toys bust be brought to justice. Where is de FBI whed you deed dem?


By Poor Dose Is Gone

I Look Like A Udicord

9 Comments on “Kiddapped & Eddadgered

  1. Uh oh! Someone call the squeeky police! Dennis is at it again. I’ll chip in $5.00 bucks for bail. Assuming he gets bail. Maybe we could get Dennis a fake passport and he could live in the country with those Red Girls!

    Like

  2. Good work there Dennis! My dog (now sadly deceased) once gave Kermit the Frog a lobodomy! Teeth are for chewing and so you did! Hurrah and good on you!

    Like

  3. Oh no, Dennis is at it again. Looks like he had a lot of fun. Jonesy completely disembowels all his squeaky’s, so I guess you don’t have it so bad.

    Like

  4. Better to have loved and lost, than never to have been loved at all.

    From Maizy the Vizsla dog

    Like

  5. Wow! I didn’t know squeaky toys were alive and had feelings too! Now I’m gonna look at each squeaky toy I give Loki differently. Loki likes to pull out all the stuffing and chew the squeaker to teeny tiny bits. I guess we’re just really evil!

    Like

  6. OMG Dennis what have you done????

    What can we do,
    Dog’s were made to chew,
    better the squeaky toy,
    than your Dada’s shoe…. 🙂

    The Country with Red Girls????

    Dennis says: thank yoo for the nice pome the country with red girls is a mithical place calld scotland ware i cud hide from the long arm of the law hay yoo liv in another country too maybe i could shuttel bak and forth then the fuzz wood never katch me but wunce they find owt the hedjhog was a ninja they wont arrest me ennyway ok bye ps dadas shoo ugh i only eet mamas shoos they taste better ok bye again

    Like

  7. this poor hedgehog. i have seen dennis’s flying toys and they are NOT treated with such violence and disrespect!

    this is an outrage to the hedgehog community…unless….he had it coming…..

    things aren’t always what they appear. i would like to hear dennis’s side of the story!

    Like

  8. Pingback: Nose Job « Dennis’s Diary of Destruction

Leave us a woof or a purr!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: