Month: April 2008

Compound It!

I mentioned a while ago that we had laid in a supply of enulose for Trouble, who has been having difficulty with her, um, regularity the last few months.  This has caused her to get dehydrated a couple of times, resulting in days spent…

Who Does Your Hair?

Trouble enjoys a $750 visit from the stylist during her brief tenure as head of Dennis’s Pig Powders

intervyoo with the gofer part wun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as i menshund erlier tuffy sissy and jonesy cawt a gofer before we had to abandon the gofer broke undergrownd we are now reddy to begin the int … interr … begin asking this gofer…

Dennis vs. The Elevator

So today we took Tucker to the veterinary chiropractor, because he’s been stiff and twitchy since his adventures at Fiesta Island last week.  (It turns out he had nearly luxated his patella, which can evidently require surgery to repair if a luxation actually occurs. …

I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY BUT IT WASN’T MY FAULT

HELLO SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. WE HERE AT DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE EVER SO THRILLED TO SEE THAT OUR BELOVED FOUNDER AND HIS BRAVE CREW HAVE SURFACED IN, EVIDENTLY, COASTAL SWEDEN. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED…

bork bork bork

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well the roomers are troo we are bak on the surfis of the erth thanks to b3’s wurk on the flux capacitor rio rocket wuz abel to get enuf power to the life pod to tunnel…

ANNOUNCEMENT

HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME FEEL THAT WE HERE AT TROUBLE’S PIG POWD … UMMM, I MEAN, DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE NOT DOING ALL WE CAN TO FIND THE GOFER BROKE AND ITS CREW…

ennybody owt there?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i hope this message gets thru from the gofer tunnels hunter thinks he has the radio wurking so i am transmitting this in hopes sumwun can heer it i am heer on the gofer broke with…

OOPSIE

HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S BEEN SOME SORT OF UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT AT THE GOFER BROKE LAUNCH: THIS IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR ALL CONCERNED; IT WOULD SEEM THAT ALL THREE OF THE DOGS WHO USED TO LIVE…

lawnch day

hello nice reederz and brave kroo members its dennis the vizsla dog today we are preparing to lawnch the good ship Gofer Broke but before we do heer are sum pikchoors to be released to media and nooz organizashuns hoo will no dowt be…

jurnee to the senter of the erth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog now that my kroo is seeted and has sined there nondisklozure agreements and relees papers i am happy to annowns owr project wich is too test my theery that all the gofer holes in the wurld…

kroo relees form

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog heer is the form that my kroo has to sine before beginning the jurnee to the senter of the erth it is a simpul form ritten by my loyer what i hired away from trouble the…

my siens projekt

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav herd my pig powder bizness is a hyooj suksess i have made billyuns and billyuns of dollers from it just look heer

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