hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog heer is the form that my kroo has to sine before beginning the jurnee to the senter of the erth it is a simpul form ritten by my loyer what i hired away from trouble the kitty i am putting it online so that other brave explorer tipes can resycle it for there own yoose ok heer goes
I, ___________________________ (your name), do hereby of my own free will and without being conned by Dennis the Constitutional Peasant (hereafter “Dennis”) in any way, agree to join the crew of the Gofer Broke on its journey to find the secret underground kingdom of the gophers. I understand that there are many and varied hazards in going deep underground, including but not limited to cave-ins, lack of oxygen, mole-men, lava, Lolth and her Drow servants, radiation, balrogs, ants the size of pickup trucks, the legendary Black Beast of Aaaauugh, falling rocks, Jimmy Hoffa, getting lost forever, being scared of the dark, claustrophobia, secret alien bases, Arne Saknussemm, dinosaurs roaming subterranean lost worlds, and those crazy cannibal things from The Descent. I do hereby indemnify and hold harmless Dennis, Dennis’s Pig Powders, and Trouble the Kitty (hereafter “Trouble”) from any loss or injury that may occur as a result of this voyage.
In return for participating in this unprecedented mission, I do hereby accept a year’s supply of Dennis’s Pig Powder as payment in full. I will also receive an “I Survived The Expedition To The Gopher Kingdom” certificate, signed by Dennis, suitable for framing. I will also be entitled to 5% of whatever loot is recovered from the Gopher King, possibly including but not limited to stockpiles of various root vegetables, scraps of upholstery from the furniture that the gophers tore up and blamed on Dennis, Jimmy Hoffa (again), undetonated smoke bombs, stolen traps, and various and sundry other materials known or suspected to be in the possession of the Gopher King.