OOPSIE

HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S BEEN SOME SORT OF UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT AT THE GOFER BROKE LAUNCH:

THIS IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR ALL CONCERNED; IT WOULD SEEM THAT ALL THREE OF THE DOGS WHO USED TO LIVE HERE HAVE BEEN LOST UNDERGROUND. WHAT A SAD DAY. AS PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR AND RANKING NON-LOST-UNDERGROUND BOARD MEMBER OF DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS, I WILL NOW ASSUME CONTROL OF THE COMPANY.

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE LOUNGING ON THE DOG-FREE COUCH … PURR PURR PURR …

10 Comments on “OOPSIE

  1. Well! It looks as if Dennis will learn (the hard way) that it wasn’t poor Auntie that was “shifty”, but it was the cat all along! I never trusted her, with that twitchy tail and squinty look!

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  2. Trouble, When we get out we’re reporting you to the….purrlice. I knew I couldn’t trust cats.
    Tuffy

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  3. Trouble says: I DON’T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE IS IMPLYING. THIS WAS A SIMPLE INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT, NOTHING MORE. BUT THE COUCH SURE IS NICE AND COZY WITHOUT ANY DOGS JUMPING AROUND ON IT … PURR PURR PURR.

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  4. The Evil Fred and George Bofur are having drinks and nibbles in celebration. (I myself am very sad…)

    Trouble says: WE COULD USE SOME GOOD EMPLOYEES LIKE THE EVIL FRED AND GEORGE BOFUR. HAVE THEM SEND THEIR RESUMES TO MY ATTENTION.

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  5. I’m wiggling my way to the life raft! My first order of business when I get outta here is to pay a visit to Miss Trouble.

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  6. To: Trouble the Cat
    From: The Evil Fred & George Bofur
    Re: Employment

    Qualifications:

    The Evil Fred: Ninja fighting moves, silent attacks, oblivious to pain, evil green eyes, thick skull.
    George Bofur: Passive-aggressive, seeks dominate position, will follow The Evil Fred into battle, fools humans with loving actions.

    Both will work for food, water, a litter box, toys, human attention, and long nap breaks.

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  7. Yes trouble, you take good care of the company while the heroes are doing their good deeds. When they come back, and yes they will, you will be rewarded for all your hard work too.

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