The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
OOPSIE
HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S BEEN SOME SORT OF UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT AT THE GOFER BROKE LAUNCH:
THIS IS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY FOR ALL CONCERNED; IT WOULD SEEM THAT ALL THREE OF THE DOGS WHO USED TO LIVE HERE HAVE BEEN LOST UNDERGROUND. WHAT A SAD DAY. AS PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR AND RANKING NON-LOST-UNDERGROUND BOARD MEMBER OF DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS, I WILL NOW ASSUME CONTROL OF THE COMPANY.
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE LOUNGING ON THE DOG-FREE COUCH … PURR PURR PURR …
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this is devastating news!
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Well! It looks as if Dennis will learn (the hard way) that it wasn’t poor Auntie that was “shifty”, but it was the cat all along! I never trusted her, with that twitchy tail and squinty look!
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Trouble, When we get out we’re reporting you to the….purrlice. I knew I couldn’t trust cats.
Tuffy
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Well that answers my previous question about the short safety rope…..
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The Evil Fred and George Bofur are having drinks and nibbles in celebration. (I myself am very sad…)
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I’m wiggling my way to the life raft! My first order of business when I get outta here is to pay a visit to Miss Trouble.
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To: Trouble the Cat
From: The Evil Fred & George Bofur
Re: Employment
Qualifications:
The Evil Fred: Ninja fighting moves, silent attacks, oblivious to pain, evil green eyes, thick skull.
George Bofur: Passive-aggressive, seeks dominate position, will follow The Evil Fred into battle, fools humans with loving actions.
Both will work for food, water, a litter box, toys, human attention, and long nap breaks.
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Yes trouble, you take good care of the company while the heroes are doing their good deeds. When they come back, and yes they will, you will be rewarded for all your hard work too.
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