ANNOUNCEMENT

HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME FEEL THAT WE HERE AT TROUBLE’S PIG POWD … UMMM, I MEAN, DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE NOT DOING ALL WE CAN TO FIND THE GOFER BROKE AND ITS CREW AFTER THE TRAGIC AND UTTERLY RANDOM ACCIDENT THAT OCCURRED DURING THE COMPLETELY SABOTAGE-FREE LAUNCH OF THE SHIP. NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. IN FACT, WE HERE AT TROUB … DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS HAVE PRINTED UP LITERALLY ALMOST A DOZEN FLIERS, WHICH WE ARE ROLLING UP AND STUFFING DOWN GOPHER HOLES THROUGHOUT THE VICINITY OF THE FRONT LAWN OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE QUITE SURE THAT THESE FLIERS WILL ENSURE THE SAFE RETURN OF OUR BRAVE CREW.

HERE IS A COPY OF THE FLIER. FEEL FREE TO LOOK AT IT. OF COURSE OUR LAWYERS SAY THAT DUE TO DMCA RESTRICTIONS IT IS ILLEGAL TO DOWNLOAD, PRINT, PHOTOCOPY, OR OTHERWISE REPRODUCE THIS MATERIAL. HOWEVER WE WILL BE HAPPY TO SEND COPIES OF THE FLIER TO ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO STUFF ONE DOWN A GOPHER HOLE. PLEASE SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE AND $100 PER COPY YOU WOULD LIKE (TO COVER PRINTING COSTS) TO MY ATTENTION AT TR … DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS HEADQUARTERS. OUR ADDRESS IS PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM OF EVERY CAN OF PIG POWDER WE SELL SO I’M SURE YOU HAVE IT ALREADY.

PURR PURR PURR.

8 Comments on “ANNOUNCEMENT

  1. apparently…cats spell much better than dogs!
    that being said….my kitty thinks that while this scheme is BRILLIANT, she will not stand idly by while innocent dogs are smothered both literally and figuratively under your extortion.

    trouble…you have been served. spree, the scrappiest kitty in all of the u.s. of a. is going to do all she can do to save those dogs and bring you to your furry ruin.

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  2. NOTICE: an official investigation of the missing ‘gofer broke’ has begun.
    additionally, we are currently considering ‘trouble’ as a ‘cat of interest’.

    trouble….it’s not to late to change your ways. help us find the dogs…..without charging us money to do so….

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  3. The Evil Fred says: “Just think… At that size, dogs could be eaten like bugs!”

    I personally think the whole plot is rubbish and should be abandoned a.s.a.p.!

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  4. Trouble,

    Where’s Buster? He just got a phone call. I tried to take a message, but I don’t understand Swedish. Could you please have him call the lab so I can give him the number?

    Thanks,
    Buster’s Lab Assistant

    Trouble says: SWEDISH? DID IT SOUND LIKE A CHEF, OR LIKE SOMEONE WHO MIGHT HAND OUT PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS WITH A LARGE MONETARY COMPONENT?

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  5. I received a cryptic text message from Rocket but I thought it said something about making it to the life pod with the crew and ‘vizsla wiggling’ out. Then on the answering machine there was a message from a 011 international area but all I could hear was splashing of the ocean waves.

    Sincerely
    Rocket’s Executive Secretary
    a/k/a Mom

    Trouble says: THE WHAT NOW? LIFE POD??? I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING ANY LIFE POD ON THE SHIP BLUEPR … UMM … I MEAN, WOW, THAT’S GREAT NEWS. HAPPY TO HEAR IT.

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  6. I am glad to hear that there is some stirring going on somewhere in the gophersphere. Let me know as soon as anyone hears anything.

    Jonesy, Sissy and Tinky’s Mom

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  7. Kif the cat xenobioligist is wondering why Trouble put him in this tiny ship with all these dawgs? Is there an escape hatch for kitties?

    Trouble? Trouble? TROUBLE!?!!!

    Trouble says: SORRY KIF. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY … YOU CAN’T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS. I LEARNED THAT WHEN I GOT MY PH.D. (PUMMELING HORRID DOGS) DEGREE.

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  8. Pingback: tag troubles it « Dennis’s Diary of Destruction

hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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