hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as i menshund erlier tuffy sissy and jonesy cawt a gofer before we had to abandon the gofer broke undergrownd we are now reddy to begin the int … interr … begin asking this gofer sum kweschuns to find owt what he and his littel frends ar up i will ask the kweschuns and tucker the protocol dog will translate and trixie will stand by luking intimidayting ok heer goze
|Dennis:||okay gofer what were yoo doing in those tunnels|
|Tucker:||“Before we start, I think you should give the protocol dog a pig ear or possibly a ham sandwich.”|
|Trixie:||tucker, is that really what he said?|
|Tucker:||Yes, of course.|
|Trixie:||because i’m not sure i believe the gopher cares whether or not you get a ham sandwich.|
|Tucker:||Excuse me, I’m a professional protocol dog. I’ve been wearing this C3PO outfit for a week.|
|Tucker:||He says he won’t talk until I … that is, the protocol dog gets a sandwich.|
|Dennis:||ok fine sumbuddy get tucker a ham sandwich and well start ovur aftur he eets jeeperz gofer yoo ar a tuff negoshiator|
|Trixie:||(shakes head in disbelief) why do i even bother?|
5 thoughts on “intervyoo with the gofer part wun”
Those gophers are really tough to crack. I would suggest that you come at him with a file and threaten to shorten his teeth.
Awww Trixie, I sympathize with you. All Tucker can think of is food.
I think you guys better stop clowning around about the food thing and keep an eye on this rat…um, I mean gopher. I mean, think about it…he’s part of the underground world!! He might just be a dangerous criminal. Have you ever heard of a pocket gopher? Well, that’s short for “PICK pocket gopher..” Maybe even keep an eye on your sandwich too.
Just tryin’ to help you guys out.
Behr Behr 🙂