hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wow its hard to find a ham sandwich heer in the mithical land of sweedin it seems like all they have is theez meetballs in weerd sawse and porridj and sinse the gofer insisted that tucker had to hav a ham sandwich befor it wood tawk i had to hav the staff at my pig powders bizness send us a ham sandwich by fedex it shood be heer soon so the gofer has agreed to anser owr kweschuns now as yoozhual tucker will translayt the gofers ansers and trixie will intimidayt him ok heer goze
| Dennis: | okay gofer now tell us wot yoo no abowt the sekret undergrownd wurld of the gofer king | |
| Gopher: | Ð Óy×·áA×|-Ñk «Õ©pÿ7)$rA¼ÂOÛa$h?c4\ôFínWó®OV§A$èÈà K}áË`9k{ô | |
| Tucker: | He says, “You will never find our secret kingdom or our loot. Ha ha ha ha ha!” | |
| Trixie: | it didn’t really sound like he was laughing. | |
| Tucker: | That’s how gophers laugh. | |
| Dennis: | owr sweedish frend sez yoo can get to the gofer kingdom throo a volcano in the mithical island of iceland is that troo | |
| Gopher: | ºQ-fõòfLÒéúÊqH#]*k§îñØÞ÷D Àô±G5Zfl×Ù×ÂàݵðqKqjàÓ | |
| Tucker: | He says, “Oh, sure, that’s true. But you’ll never find the right volcano. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” | |
| Dennis: | wot do yoo no abowt the ninja hedjhogs hoo tried to tayk over my pig powders bizness they wer wurking with the skwirrels from the hill are yoo all involved in sum kind of rodent conspiracy | |
| Gopher: | ôéw Â7±1xöZàäneôºê¿Ä | |
| Tucker: | He says, “Hedgehogs aren’t rodents.” | |
| Dennis: | ha nice try gofer wot kind of fool do yoo tayk me for | |
| Fed Ex Guy: | (enters interrogation room)I have a package for– | |
| Tucker: | Ooooooh that’s mine! Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! | |
| Fed Ex Guy: | Ow, stop chewing on my arm! Paw print here please. | |
| Tucker: | Oh boy oh boy oh boy. (opens package) Hey, this isn’t a ham sandwich, it’s — |
| Dennis: | aieeeeeeeeeeeeee ninja hedjhogs!!!!! |
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Those gofers are mean and the ninja hedjhogs are downright horrifying. I’m scared. Sorry you didn’t get your sandwich Tucker.
Tuffy
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wow, those dogs just can’t catch a break.
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Dennis – You now need to write a book about all these adventures. Call it something like — Dennis’ Series of Misfortunate Events.
Stupid hedgehogs.
But hey, we could still try and go rescue Jake ’cause I hear he’s mistreated.
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OMG!! You should absolutely write this into a book or comic!
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It would make a good book or short story. 🙂
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Thanks everyone, I’m glad you liked the (mis)adventures of the Gofer Broke! It would make a fun comic, except that I violated any number of copyrights along the way. The Muppets might let it slide, but George Lucas would definitely sue me, and Trouble’s lawyer just isn’t that good. 😉
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James, I think you can have the same story line and just change a few things around. It is still a great story. I think it would be a good children’s book.
You could have a series of books of Dennis’ Diary of Destruction!
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Dennis, what a dirty trick with FedEx and all. Stupid hedgehogs! Come by my blog; my owner’s whipping up something I think you’ll like…
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My owner says to tell you your post is funny as all getout!
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Wow Dennis. Sounds like you’ve been having tons of fun while Loki and I have been stuck packing and unpacking! Hope we get to join you on your next adventure!
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