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its a skweek toy … its a kwilt … its a skwilt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk at the new toy mama got me
i no it luks like wun of those puffy kwilt things like mamas down comfurter but in fakt evry wun of thoze puffy skwares contains a skweeky!!!!!! luk its got fore skwares akross and fore skwares down thats … let me see … kerry the wun … divide by sixteen … kalkyoolate the slope … thats forty-fore skweekers!!!!!! its the skweekiest toy ever!!!! also it has a rattel in the hed so wen yoo shake it it sownds just like troubles hed with its pea brane bownsing arownd inside haha no im just kidding troubles hed duznt rattel wen yoo shayk her haha no im kidding agin if i tried to shake trouble her loyer wood soo my pants off even tho i dont ware pants plus my medikal bills wood be enormus
becuz it is lite and puffy it is sort of a flying toy too with pretty gud hang time altho it is too hot owt rite now for me to chayse ennything oooooooh i cant wate to start popping those skweekers but for now im just going to go lie on the cool tiles ok bye
oh ps i am going to be starting a new bizness soon sinse the hedgehogs stajed a hostile takeover of my pig powders i will post more informashun shortly ok bye agin
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holy squeakers, bat man! that’s an awesome toy!
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I can imagine the pandemonium if two (or three!) dogs played tug with it. What fun!
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How long before it’s torn to bits?
Anxious to hear about your new business. Better keep an eye on Trouble the Cat as well.
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Now that is the ultimate squeak toy. My brother’s Rott/lab mix would be in heaven. Can’t wait to hear about your new business. I hope Trouble doesn’t get hold of this post and get angry with you. 🙂
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Hey, that looks nice and plushy. Is it as good a pillow as it is a toy?
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Wow! fortyfore skweekers! I’d love to get my teeth on that!
I’m anxious to hear what happend to your pig powder business! I was hoping to see it expand into more kind of powders. I hope it turns out ok!
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Where did you get this toy! I must beg my mom for one.
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It’s a “Plush Puppies Squeaker Mat” and you can get them from, among other places, Amazon.com. Start begging, Rocket!
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