The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
birdy spies
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well after i cawt those bunnies trying to spy on my new caveear bizness i set up a top secret hi tech servaylens sistem in the bakyard so far i havnt gottn enny more footadj of the rodent konspirasy but ive seen a lot of suspishus bird aktivity just luk and see
heer are sum birds on the speeker underneeth the roof on the bak of the howse
here are sum birds on the wall between the lower yard and the upper yard ware the bunny spy wuz
i dont no eksactly wot is going on but it seemz pretty obvius that the ninja hedjhogs reelized i was wize to there bunny ajents and so they rekrooted sum new wuns the big birds are stuffing secret messajes down the throats of the littel birds hoo then kerry them up the hill to the bunnies and then the bunnies take the messajes to the skwirrels and then the skwirrels take the messajes to the ninja hedjhogs it is a verry well organized desentralized netwerk it shoor is a shayme that birds wood yooze their babies as kooriers like this but i gess the bizness wurld is sooper cutthroat espeshly when hot commodities like my top notch caveear stuf are involvd ok bye
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hehehe Jim, have you ever done comedy writing? hehehe
Yeah Dennis, those birds can be tricky. Better watch them.
(Thanks for showing the robin feeding her babies…that was so precious!)
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I just read your answer to my question on comedy writing AFTER I wrote that last comment.
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Dennis, I am sure that crows and blue jays and mocking birds which I hate very much along with pigeons and any other kind of birds are all evil wicked animals and I don’t want them anywhere near me because they make noise and they don’t have fur or anything and they talk all the time to the squirrels and I know they have a plot to drive me insane as I need any help or anything because the birds tell the squirrels about their attack plans and one time a big bad magpie came after me in the back yard in our old house and it pecked me on the head and the chipmunk and the squirrels laughed at me and ever since then I hate them all and try to destroy them! Ok, stay alert, be on guard, your friend Clover
Denny,
Geez dude, its only a bird!
Your friend, Coz
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Mocking birds….
Isn’t it bad enough that they spy on you without mocking you as well. What sort of horrible humiliating things do they say to you???
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Hey Dennis,
We have birdie spies too. Only they are still sitting in their nest. Only they are spying in our house. A boy and a girl birdie made a house right outside out den window in our jasmine vine. If my mom sneaks up real slow, she can see them. My mom has to close the blinds so we won’t scare them. Can you believe that? I never heard of not scaring any spies.
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