loot!!!!!!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i noo that wun day i wood strike it rich and it has finaly happend thanx to my gud frend kathryn at 4urpets and the empty nest just luk wot came in the mail for me today!!!!!!

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urgent needed

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i hav not herd bak from mr aruna on his confidenshul offer to giv me seven millyun dollers i bet he gayv it all to the motherless children and disabeld persuns forchunatly i hav reesevd anuther similer offer its not for as much munny but at leest unlike mr aruna this man is not such a hyoo … hyoomanit … filanthro … well ennyway he is not going on abowt orfans or ennything he is all bizness just like me ha ha ok bye

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a skolarly treetis on nasty weeds

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well today wuz suppozd to be the last instalment of my kwest for the lost kong but dada has been a slacker abowt organizing the notes and pikchers from my final ekspedishun so insted i will present a new skolarly treetis

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The Rooster Song

A while back, I mentioned that we (and by we I mean me) like to sing silly tunes to our animals.  Here’s an example of a little ditty with which I often serenade Tucker.  This is to the tune of “Luka” by Suzanne Vega off the album “Solitude Standing“.  That’s right, I’ve turned a wrenching song about child abuse into a song about my dog …

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fotografs?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wuz in the garaj, um, garding it from rats wen i happend to find a big box ful of peeses of paper with pikchers on them i showd them to tucker and he sed they wer sumthing calld fotografs i dont no wot a fotograf is but i gess it wuz how peepel lukd at pikchers before they had dijital camras and compyooters ennyway i thawt i wood show yoo sum of wot i fownd

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