hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well yesterday i went arownd to the local food stores with sampuls of my top notch caveear stuf only to find owt they wood not even let me in to show the manager my warez becuz i am —– A DOG!!!! this is owtrajus diskriminashun i meen luk at me i am at leest as smart as and sertinly kleener than a too-yeer-old hyooman and yet they let them in!!!!!!! i think all us dogs need to organize a boycot of playses like ths i bet i woodnt hav this problum if i livd sumware more enlitend like the mithical country of europe …
forchunatly dada gave me a kloo on how to proseed i just borrowd his ajility trial disgize and then walla the stores thawt i wuz a person and let me in
“Don’t be silly. If I were a dog, would I have this lovely moustache?”
but then i ran into my sekund problum wich is the managers at all the stores i went too told me that my caveear stuf isnt caveear at all they sed its just fluf from inside a dog toy i ashoord them that it came from inside a fish toy but apparintly caveear only comes from inside a reel fish and its akchooly their eggs ewwwwww sticky slimy gross fish eggs hoo wood want to eet those bleah!!!!!! i wood eet them tho just becuz their their
ennyway now im left with all these krates of top notch caveear stuf that nobuddy wants to by wot can i do hmmmm maybe i can sel it in the mithical town of ebay i heer peepul will by ennything from that playse ok bye
p.s. to all my investors sorry i spent all yore munny on r and d but perhaps i can perswayd yoo to aksept a luvly jar of top notch caveear stuf in loo of a return on yore investment????