The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
introoder alert
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i am glad that sum of yoo hav a littel faith in me unlike sum others i cud menshun but wont *koff*dada*koff* ennyway by the time dada finly got arownd to cheking the fish tank the things i wuz barking at had alreddy swum down and hid in the caves with the plec … plecost … the funny catfish for all i no they are stil in their however thanx to my hi tek survaylens sistem i hav a pickcher of wot wuz going on before i started barking heer it is:
as yoo can see i wuz just protekting the fish and the howse from a teem of ninja froghogs but duz ennywun thank me no they just act like im crazy well wen the froghogs set off a bunch of depth charjes and blow up the tank then dada will be sorry oh and as for the fridj i wuz barking at it becuz thats ware mama keeps the raw green tripe mmmmm tripe ok bye
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they can swim, too!? there’s no stopping these things. other places they just might pop up: toilet bowl, ceiling fan, dog food cupboard,….in your CRATE! shoot, they’re bold enough to come to the front door and waltz right in.
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Dennis, we know when you bark, it is for a reason. *wink*
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Dennis, I just knew you were barking for a reason. I thought maybe you recognized some of those fish as spies, like the birds.
Okay, now that explaiins everything.
Hey Dennis, come by my new blog and say, “Hi” at http://theemptynest.wordpress.com
ok bye
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So that’s who the chopper cops were seeking!
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Dennis, you are a credit to watch dogs everywhere and thanks for alerting me to the very real dangers of fish ownership. You can never be too careful.
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Froghogs????
What are froghogs????
They look like Pugs….
Or Cheu, chiaw, chiahai, dammit, little mexican dogs
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