Why So Spooky?

So today, just this afternoon, Dennis has started acting all weird and spooky.  He keeps wanting to go outside and hide under the shifflera tree, he jumped into the bathtub of his own accord, he keeps running around looking at the ceiling, he won’t eat a pig ear or a trachea, and he’s following my wife around like a shadow (which he doesn’t usually do — that’s Tucker’s job).  We’re baffled as to why he’s acting so strange.  There was a fire on the other side of the ridge on Camp Pendleton, but as per usual the Marines put it right out (their artillery starts a lot of fires so they’re really good at snuffing them).  So what’s the deal?

My wife has decided that Dennis is predicting an earthquake. So if Southern California starts rocking in the next day or so, you read it here first!

Or he could just be looking for ninja hedgehogs

The Lost Backyard

Now that I have learned that the Lost Kong can be found somewhere beyond the Side Walk, I know what I must do to find it. I must explore that vast savannah where stuffies go to die, where monstrous creatures burrow beneath the surface and great birds of prey soar high on thermals and huge flocks of crows blot out the sun. I must explore … the Lost Backyard.

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i am sum kind uf blogger

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well my gud frend mercedes has given me anuther award this time it is the kind blogger award see she thinks i am nice and she nos that the bad things that happen to my toyz are just weerd coinsidenses Continue reading “i am sum kind uf blogger”