Why So Spooky?

So today, just this afternoon, Dennis has started acting all weird and spooky.  He keeps wanting to go outside and hide under the shifflera tree, he jumped into the bathtub of his own accord, he keeps running around looking at the ceiling, he won’t eat a pig ear or a trachea, and he’s following my wife around like a shadow (which he doesn’t usually do — that’s Tucker’s job).  We’re baffled as to why he’s acting so strange.  There was a fire on the other side of the ridge on Camp Pendleton, but as per usual the Marines put it right out (their artillery starts a lot of fires so they’re really good at snuffing them).  So what’s the deal?

My wife has decided that Dennis is predicting an earthquake. So if Southern California starts rocking in the next day or so, you read it here first!

Or he could just be looking for ninja hedgehogs

10 thoughts on “Why So Spooky?

  1. Maybe he’s just being neurotic, being abandoned in a canyon could do that to you… or at least let’s hope that it isn’t the Big One…


  2. My poor, dear Denni$,

    I recommend yogic breathing. In two three four. Hold two three four. Out two three four five six seven eight.

    Or Xanax.

    Yrs. with all best wishes for terrestrial stability,


  3. Considering I live somewhere between J,T,and S and Dennis, you guys are making me nervous. Behr Behr always acts silly, so I wouldn’t know if there were anything different going on. If we have an EQ, we’re countin’ on everybody outside of CA to send us help. 🙂

    Otherwise, keep lookin’ up, Dennis.

    Behr Behr 🙂


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