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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i hav not herd bak from mr aruna on his confidenshul offer to giv me seven millyun dollers i bet he gayv it all to the motherless children and disabeld persuns forchunatly i hav reesevd anuther similer offer its not for as much munny but at leest unlike mr aruna this man is not such a hyoo … hyoomanit … filanthro … well ennyway he is not going on abowt orfans or ennything he is all bizness just like me ha ha ok bye
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My dear Denni$$,
You should give some thought to how you’re going to handle the wealth that is obviously just one email away.
I can see it now: The Dennis the Vizsla Foundation. Dedicated to bringing innovations in early earthquake detection to the global community.
Yrs. inspiringly,
B3
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Dennis,
Thank you so much for the smiles 🙂 That was the best post I’ve read all day!
Shelley
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I love your comments back to him Dennis! Good job!
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This is excellent work Dennis. You tell them! LOL.
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Thank you from three pets, a spouse, and an 11-year-old babysittee who are soothed by my chuckling as I read this.
And definitely, Dennis, don’t answer this anonymous hi-and-mitey guy! You’re becoming very wise — good stuff!
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Dennis – you are just too darn funny. LOL.
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Dennis,
We all know you are busy being an ontrpranoor, but eighty hundred and ten thousand dollars can help you with your cavier business. How much is eighty hundred? Is eighty hundred $8,000.00? Plus ten thousand dollars = $18,000.00?
Never mind…that should buy a whole tank of gas for dada. ok bye
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