hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav red we all got skunkd agin eksept for tucker becuz he wuz too slow ha ha better luck nekst time tucker ennyway their ar too mane wayz for dogs to get owt of the howse heer their is the sliding door in the kitchen and the dog door in the bedroom wen it gets dark the door in the kitchen is yoozhually closed up tite but in the bedroom mama and dada like to let the air in and so they leev the skreen door open in the summer and wot we fownd owt is that if yoo run at a skreen door reely fast like for instanse if their is a skunk owtside yoo will bust thru the skreen and keep going howevr mama and dada calld this an unawthorizd dog door and they did this to stop us:
To the tune of “Ride of the Valkyries”:
Kill the haaaaand
Kill the HAAAAnd
Kill the HAAAAND
Kill the hand!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd that we just had a larj erthkwayk in the neerby mithical sitty of los angeles we ar all fine down heer in sandy eggo altho we did get shakn arownd for a fyoo sekunds
as yoo may remembr i hav the power to predikt erthkwayks howevr i chose not to predikt this wun becuz i dont want mama and dada to become complaysent or send me off for sientific eksperiments or try to awkshun off my majical abiliteez i may chooz to predikt the nekst wun or i may chooz not to we will see ha ha ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sumbuddy left the bak dor open last nite after dark and yoo no wot that meenz:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel thru carefull investigashun and steeling dadas camra i hav discuvrd ware mama and dada went all day yesterday they went to the wild animal park in the mithical sitty of escondido with sum of dadas cuzzins and they didnt bring me bak ennything to eet or play with not evn wun of these:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk at wot mama got at targit its a new portabul howse for wen we go to ajility and trakking!!!
I failed to retrieve the Giant Kong from the Kraken before he passed it to the notorious Piranha Brothers. Now I’ve learned that the Piranha Brothers have fenced it to some mobsters in order to keep it away from the fearsome hedgehog Spiny Norman. I cannot let this archaeological treasure languish forever in some kingpin’s lair; it belongs to the world, not the underworld. And so, I must go undercover.
Well, hello there, Trixie. Why are you wearing that life preserver? Are you going for a swim?
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well a fyoo weeks ago i menshund that altho i hav a wart on my tale i am not a witch howevr the witch huntrs keep trying to bern me and so mama sez the wart has to come off and — wot??? oh mama sez it has to come off becuz it keeps getting eeritaytd and bleeding not becuz of the witch huntrs wel thats a gud reezon too
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well wile i am wayting for the african bankers to send me my munny mor offurs continyoo to roll in wurd must hav gotten owt amung the african banking set that i am a gud dog to giv munny too thats rite evrywun yore illisit cash and top secret skeemz are sayf wth me!!!!
So just in case you think we’re discriminating against the cat by not singing to her (or perhaps that we’re discriminating against the dogs by singing to them), let me alleviate your concern by presenting The Kitty Song. This is to the tune of “Oh, Pretty Woman” by Roy Orbison. It can, of course, be applied (with minor modification) to any two-syllable pet, but around here, it’s usually used to serenade Trouble the cat as she hides in her box like a hermit.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i hav ben going thru more old pikchers and i fownd this wun of my brother tucker wen he wuz only a fyoo munths old:
If you had read the post about our visit to Coronado and found that the videos weren’t playing, they seem to be okay now. Drop back in and take a peek!
I covered the issue in the comments on the other post so I won’t rehash it here, except to note that it was some sort of problem with Amazon S3.