the wall

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav red we all got skunkd agin eksept for tucker becuz he wuz too slow ha ha better luck nekst time tucker ennyway their ar too mane wayz for dogs to get owt of the howse heer their is the sliding door in the kitchen and the dog door in the bedroom wen it gets dark the door in the kitchen is yoozhually closed up tite but in the bedroom mama and dada like to let the air in and so they leev the skreen door open in the summer and wot we fownd owt is that if yoo run at a skreen door reely fast like for instanse if their is a skunk owtside yoo will bust thru the skreen and keep going howevr mama and dada calld this an unawthorizd dog door and they did this to stop us:

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i chose not to predikt it

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd that we just had a larj erthkwayk in the neerby mithical sitty of los angeles we ar all fine down heer in sandy eggo altho we did get shakn arownd for a fyoo sekunds

as yoo may remembr i hav the power to predikt erthkwayks howevr i chose not to predikt this wun becuz i dont want mama and dada to become complaysent or send me off for sientific eksperiments or try to awkshun off my majical abiliteez i may chooz to predikt the nekst wun or i may chooz not to we will see ha ha ok bye

mama and dada went to the wild animal park and all i got wuz nothing

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel thru carefull investigashun and steeling dadas camra i hav discuvrd ware mama and dada went all day yesterday they went to the wild animal park in the mithical sitty of escondido with sum of dadas cuzzins and they didnt bring me bak ennything to eet or play with not evn wun of these:

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I failed to retrieve the Giant Kong from the Kraken before he passed it to the notorious Piranha Brothers.  Now I’ve learned that the Piranha Brothers have fenced it to some mobsters in order to keep it away from the fearsome hedgehog Spiny Norman.  I cannot let this archaeological treasure languish forever in some kingpin’s lair; it belongs to the world, not the underworld.  And so, I must go undercover.

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