The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Month: July 2008
the wall
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav red we all got skunkd agin eksept for tucker becuz he wuz too slow ha ha better luck nekst time tucker ennyway their ar too mane wayz for dogs to get… Continue Reading “the wall”
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Tucker’s Favorite Game
To the tune of “Ride of the Valkyries”: Kill the haaaaand Kill the HAAAAnd Kill the HAAAAND Kill the hand!
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i chose not to predikt it
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd that we just had a larj erthkwayk in the neerby mithical sitty of los angeles we ar all fine down heer in sandy eggo altho we did get shakn arownd for… Continue Reading “i chose not to predikt it”
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skunkalishus … oh i cant evn remembr ennymore
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sumbuddy left the bak dor open last nite after dark and yoo no wot that meenz:
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mama and dada went to the wild animal park and all i got wuz nothing
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel thru carefull investigashun and steeling dadas camra i hav discuvrd ware mama and dada went all day yesterday they went to the wild animal park in the mithical sitty of escondido with sum of dadas… Continue Reading “mama and dada went to the wild animal park and all i got wuz nothing”
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new diggs
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk at wot mama got at targit its a new portabul howse for wen we go to ajility and trakking!!!
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Kongfellas
I failed to retrieve the Giant Kong from the Kraken before he passed it to the notorious Piranha Brothers. Now I’ve learned that the Piranha Brothers have fenced it to some mobsters in order to keep it away from the fearsome hedgehog Spiny Norman. … Continue Reading “Kongfellas”
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The Life Preserver
Well, hello there, Trixie. Why are you wearing that life preserver? Are you going for a swim?
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the tail of the tale
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well a fyoo weeks ago i menshund that altho i hav a wart on my tale i am not a witch howevr the witch huntrs keep trying to bern me and so mama sez the wart… Continue Reading “the tail of the tale”
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urjent response
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well wile i am wayting for the african bankers to send me my munny mor offurs continyoo to roll in wurd must hav gotten owt amung the african banking set that i am a gud dog… Continue Reading “urjent response”
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The Kitty Song
So just in case you think we’re discriminating against the cat by not singing to her (or perhaps that we’re discriminating against the dogs by singing to them), let me alleviate your concern by presenting The Kitty Song. This is to the tune of… Continue Reading “The Kitty Song”
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sumtimes a cardbord toob is just a cardbord toob
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i hav ben going thru more old pikchers and i fownd this wun of my brother tucker wen he wuz only a fyoo munths old:
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The Videos Are Working
If you had read the post about our visit to Coronado and found that the videos weren’t playing, they seem to be okay now. Drop back in and take a peek! I covered the issue in the comments on the other post so I… Continue Reading “The Videos Are Working”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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