hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as yoo no i resently compleetd my kwest to find the lost kongs however an astoot reeder has sent me a pikcher of a jigantic kong bigger then enny dog toy yoo hav evr seen tayk a luk:
as yoo can see sum foolish person is throwing away this trezzure as is offen the case thay do not reelize how valyoobul it is altho we cannot kwite tell from this pikcher how big the jiant kong mite be i hav had owr teem of sientists analyze it and this is wot they hav come up with yoozing yorez trooly for scale
as yoo can see this kong is big enuf to fit at leest a munths wurth of treets inside and — hay tucker!!!! get owt of the garbij!!!!! bad vizsla!!!!!!!!
unforchoonatly i am informd by my astoot reeder that the jiant kong or “king kong” if yoo will has been pikd up and tayken away by thoze evildoors nown as the garbij men hoo come arownd wunse a week to collekt the tribyoot that peepul leeve owt by the street its just a big protekshun rakkit if yoo ask me but ennyway i will be embarking (ha ha) on a kwest to find and recover the jiant kong from wense the garbij men hav tayken it and wen i do i will be rich and content beyond my wildest dreemz ok bye