krate update

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well mama and dada havnt put me in the krate in over a week now even wen they ar gawn for months at a time and so — wot?  oh tucker tells me that a munth is longer then a week he sez mama and dada ar only gawn for owrs at a time ok fine thanks for cleering that up tucker collij boy no-it-all ennyway now that i dont hav to liv in my krate ennymore i wuz trying to deside wot to yooze it for insted wot do yoo think:

Billboard

Clothes Hamper

Safe For Storing Valuable Stuff

Computer Workstation

Prison Cell

Toy Box

Small Fuel-Efficient Vehicle With Stylin’ Tailpipe

Barrel

Replacement For Aging Shuttle Fleet

as yoo can see their ar menny possibul yooses for my krate other than putting me in it persunally i like the barrel wun i am trying to convinse tucker it wood be a grate advencher for him ha ha no im just kidding i woodnt want tucker to try to go over viagra falls in my old krate but seriously tucker their is a nice big peese of cheeze in their ok bye

11 Comments on “krate update

  1. i think my favorite idea is the vehicle. love the tires, love the tail pipe. also, it looks like it would be easy to parallel park.

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  2. i say, niagra falls is the way to go! p.s. does your mom and dad know you’re using their computer?????

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  3. I love what you called Tucker under your breath. 🙂
    I love the vehicle idea. You’ll have plenty of time to think about it while mama and dada are gone months.

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  4. Dennis,

    The most obvious use is for another puppy! There has to be a younger Visla that you can be a big brother to!
    (I’ll duck your dad’s shotgun now <}:-P )

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  5. The Pig Powder storage unit has potential,
    Niagara Barrel, wont the water get in the holes???
    Space Shuttle, wont the oxygen get outta the holes??? Aaaaarrrggghhh I can’t breath!!!!
    I’m definitely sold on the Small Fuel-Efficient Vehicle With Stylin’ Tailpipe, it’s an awesome cruise machine 🙂

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  6. Maybe ’cause I’m doing post-camping fallout cleanup today, but I like the laundry hamper idea best. The ventilation is excellent!

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  7. Well, Dennis…I am glad to hear that you have graduated from the crate. I think the crate would be a great place to put your kongs in.

    I have some sad news for you. Your good friend Jonesy may be getting a crate. He has peed on the couch about three times now (I think it’s him, but I will know once I segregate him from the couch). I have been thinking of a crate but I need some advise from your dada.

    No, I don’t want any advise from you on this one.

    Jim says: We’ll be happy to help out. What sort of advice do you need?

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  8. Pingback: so unfare!!!!! « Dennis’s Diary of Destruction

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