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krate update
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well mama and dada havnt put me in the krate in over a week now even wen they ar gawn for months at a time and so — wot? oh tucker tells me that a munth is longer then a week he sez mama and dada ar only gawn for owrs at a time ok fine thanks for cleering that up tucker collij boy no-it-all ennyway now that i dont hav to liv in my krate ennymore i wuz trying to deside wot to yooze it for insted wot do yoo think:
Billboard
Clothes Hamper
Safe For Storing Valuable Stuff
Computer Workstation
Prison Cell
Toy Box
Small Fuel-Efficient Vehicle With Stylin’ Tailpipe
Barrel
Replacement For Aging Shuttle Fleet
as yoo can see their ar menny possibul yooses for my krate other than putting me in it persunally i like the barrel wun i am trying to convinse tucker it wood be a grate advencher for him ha ha no im just kidding i woodnt want tucker to try to go over viagra falls in my old krate but seriously tucker their is a nice big peese of cheeze in their ok bye
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i think my favorite idea is the vehicle. love the tires, love the tail pipe. also, it looks like it would be easy to parallel park.
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Ohh a Kong Wubba! Definitely to store toys. Make mom and dad fill it ALL the way up with TOYS!
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i say, niagra falls is the way to go! p.s. does your mom and dad know you’re using their computer?????
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I love what you called Tucker under your breath. 🙂
I love the vehicle idea. You’ll have plenty of time to think about it while mama and dada are gone months.
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Dennis,
The most obvious use is for another puppy! There has to be a younger Visla that you can be a big brother to!
(I’ll duck your dad’s shotgun now <}:-P )
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The Pig Powder storage unit has potential,
Niagara Barrel, wont the water get in the holes???
Space Shuttle, wont the oxygen get outta the holes??? Aaaaarrrggghhh I can’t breath!!!!
I’m definitely sold on the Small Fuel-Efficient Vehicle With Stylin’ Tailpipe, it’s an awesome cruise machine 🙂
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Maybe ’cause I’m doing post-camping fallout cleanup today, but I like the laundry hamper idea best. The ventilation is excellent!
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Maybe you could rotate it and use it for all the things… just make sure you use it or else your people might stick you back in it!
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Excellent choices you have there! I love the way dada does your pics-how does he do that?
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Well, Dennis…I am glad to hear that you have graduated from the crate. I think the crate would be a great place to put your kongs in.
I have some sad news for you. Your good friend Jonesy may be getting a crate. He has peed on the couch about three times now (I think it’s him, but I will know once I segregate him from the couch). I have been thinking of a crate but I need some advise from your dada.
No, I don’t want any advise from you on this one.
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