The Oceanside Animals
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a postkard!!!!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i got mor mayl this is a postkard frum my gud frend mercedes rules!!!!
in her note on the bak of the postkard mercedes askd me wot i thawt this critter mite be i hav dun sum reeserch and come to the folowing konkluzhun: this is a feral teddy ruxpin
as yoo may or may not no teddy ruxpin wuz an erly form of terminaytor that menny hundrids of yeerz ago (in the 1980s) attempted to destroy the hyooman rayse and tayk over the wurld forchoonatly thay wer defeeted by the combined efferts of sarah conner ellen ripley and that kid from the sixth sense as well az by a flud of junk bonds however sum teddy ruxpins eskaypd into the mowntins ware they gradjoolly forgot there evil programming and becaym almost like reel animals theez feral teddy ruxpins foraj amung the trees for berreez and grubz and discarded battries and can offen be fownd lerking arownd campsites rummajing throo the trash luking for spair parts as well az for the misterius simbiotic kreecher nown as grubby it is sed that if a teddy ruxpin ever finds a grubby then thay will wunse agin return to terrorize the hyooman wurld and that is wy all the parks hav sines saying not to feed the bares ok bye
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Dennis, please .. do not let the Teddy Ruxpin get wet … or feed him after midnight … or all bets are off and I’m going to go hide in the closet with Clover.
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Woohoo! You did get your mail! I tried to see a real teddy ruxpin-but I never did! I believe I would have been scared. I hope the rest of your family received their postcards as well!
What grade does your mama teach? I taught Kindergarten for 7 years and I just got the call that I am officially changing to 5th grade-I am soooooooo excited!
OK BYE!
Mere
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Feral teddy ruxpin…hehehehehe. Does he read his book?
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I think I see another brilliant adventure in your future!
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Teddy Ruxpins are so scary! We want to go camping in October – but mom is scared the teddy ruxpins will eat us.
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ooooh, you read too many horror stories puppy dog!
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I didn’t know Anamatronic Teddy Ruxpin was so evil, are you sure he tried to destroy humans & take over the world???
Maybe you’re confusing him with the Bay City Rollers???? 🙂
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I didn’t know about Teddy Ruxpin but I have had a few frights from a Furby. Does that count?
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Dennis you’re verging on D&D like adventures here. Has dad been into the rum again?
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Wow, that’s terrible, Dennis! You might want to ask your gud reederz in Alaska to guard the Inside Passage — that’s the underground mall linking North America to Russia — to ensure that no wild British Ruperts get through. The interbreeding of these two species of bear would spell havock for our continent!
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