a postkard!!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i got mor mayl this is a postkard frum my gud frend mercedes rules!!!!

in her note on the bak of the postkard mercedes askd me wot i thawt this critter mite be i hav dun sum reeserch and come to the folowing konkluzhun:  this is a feral teddy ruxpin


as yoo may or may not no teddy ruxpin wuz an erly form of terminaytor that menny hundrids of yeerz ago (in the 1980s) attempted to destroy the hyooman rayse and tayk over the wurld forchoonatly thay wer defeeted by the combined efferts of sarah conner ellen ripley and that kid from the sixth sense as well az by a flud of junk bonds however sum teddy ruxpins eskaypd into the mowntins ware they gradjoolly forgot there evil programming and becaym almost like reel animals theez feral teddy ruxpins foraj amung the trees for berreez and grubz and discarded battries and can offen be fownd lerking arownd campsites rummajing throo the trash luking for spair parts as well az for the misterius simbiotic kreecher nown as grubby it is sed that if a teddy ruxpin ever finds a grubby then thay will wunse agin return to terrorize the hyooman wurld and that is wy all the parks hav sines saying not to feed the bares ok bye

11 thoughts on “a postkard!!!!!!

  1. Dennis, please .. do not let the Teddy Ruxpin get wet … or feed him after midnight … or all bets are off and I’m going to go hide in the closet with Clover.


  2. Woohoo! You did get your mail! I tried to see a real teddy ruxpin-but I never did! I believe I would have been scared. I hope the rest of your family received their postcards as well!

    What grade does your mama teach? I taught Kindergarten for 7 years and I just got the call that I am officially changing to 5th grade-I am soooooooo excited!

    OK BYE!

    Dennis says: hello mercedes mama teeches a combind forth and fifth grayd class no one els has gottin a postkard yet but wen they do i will steel it and pretend its for me just like evrything else in the howse ha ha ok bye


  3. I didn’t know Anamatronic Teddy Ruxpin was so evil, are you sure he tried to destroy humans & take over the world???
    Maybe you’re confusing him with the Bay City Rollers???? 🙂


  4. Wow, that’s terrible, Dennis! You might want to ask your gud reederz in Alaska to guard the Inside Passage — that’s the underground mall linking North America to Russia — to ensure that no wild British Ruperts get through. The interbreeding of these two species of bear would spell havock for our continent!


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