a skolarly treetis on wot can and cant klime treez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog it seemz there haz ben sum reesent confyoozhun abowt wot can and cant clime treez and so i hav prepard this skolarly treetis to kleer this matter up wunse and for all ok heer goze

furst we hav the infamus flopsie also nown as a bunny rabbit as wuz previusly demonstrated flopsies cannot klime treez becuz there front paws ar reedikulusly small and they ar all hunchbaks altho they cannot klime treez they can klime stares and ar offen fownd employd as bell ringers in larj gothik cherches

nekst we hav the day gekko gekkos can indeed klime treez and pretty much ennything els they are also nown to klime to the upper eshelons of wall street furms ware they engaje in varius forms of unethical stock markit trading and — wot??? oh mama sez this is a troo fire skink not a gekko well i stil think it engajes in insider trading ennyway

nekst up ar the small monsters from the famus dokyoomentry cloverfeeld theez horrid kreechers are nown to skuttel along seelings and up the sides of bildings so they can sertinly klime a tree they ar verry danjerus and shood be avoyded at all costs

owr nekst kreecher is the gofer normaly gofers cannot klime treez howevr as yoo can see this gofer haz obtaynd a jet pak allowing him to fly to areaz normally inaksesibl to gofers this is just anuther reezon why i must kontinyoo my kwest to find the hidden kingdum of the gofers before they tayk ovr the wurld

mooving on heer we hav sum pretty fish they cannot klime treez becuz they liv in the water but if yoo were to push a tree into the water then they cud swim arownd in it howevr that duz not kownt for owr purpuses

nekst is a weerd see blob thingie that mama and dada fownd at feeesta iland i dont no wot the hek this thing is but it sertinly cant klime treez

oh jeeperz this wun is waring tree kliming geer!!!!

nekst is famus moovie star winnie the pooh winnie the pooh can kleerly klime treez but rekwires a latter to do so also he warez a funny hat and appeerz to be sum sort of eksibishonist as he iz not waring enny pants but wot can yoo ekspect frum thoze hollywud types

this is a panda bare frum the mithical land of china i dont no if it can klime treez or not but isnt it kyoot?????? the panda bare is nown wurldwide as the wwf maskot it has fawt menny lejendery matches aginst the likes of hulk hogan and andre the jiant and has wun them all

this is a jiraff jiraffs cannot klime treez but then agin there neks are over three miles long and so they dont need to

this is a grownd skwirrel however despite its name this kreecher is nown to klime treez and steel almonds peeches and uther froot they are also nown to sit in hi branches tawnting dogs hoo are down below barking at them nasty evil wikid skwirrels i hayt them sooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh sorry i lost my sientific detachment for a moment their ok mooving on …

theez are see liuns they ar just like regyoolar liuns eksept they dont hav manes and dont liv in africa and dont hunt wildabeest and dont hav arms and legs and arnt cats but uther than that they ar identical oh also see lions cant klime treez but african liuns can

this is spiderman he is nown to do wotever a spider can he spins a web any size and catches theeves just like flies spiderman can of korse klime ennything he wants to and — oh no luk owt spiderman wot is that behind you??????

aw darn it there goze spiderman and as yoo can see trixie isnt enny help at all well ennyway this brings us to owr nekst kreecher the ninja hedjhog wich like spiderman can klime pretty much ennything it wants too

and heer is owr last kreecher trouble the kitty wile sum peepul beleev kitties can klime treez i hav never seen enny evidense that they can klime ennything the only thing trouble the kitty has ever klimed is the kowntertop to get fud so kleerly the beleef that kitties can klime treez is just a silly mith

well their yoo hav it a skolarly treetis on wot can and cant klime treez i hope this has ben enlitening for evrywun so just remember the next time yoo heer sumthing mooving arownd in a tree it cud be a weerd sea blob kreecher or it cud be spiderman or it cud evn be a gofer with a jet pak but probly its just a ninja hedjhog gitting reddy to kill yoo ok bye