tag troubles it

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog my gud frend amanda (the zoes mom wun not the noo york wun) tagd me (but not in a graffiti way) to anser sum kweschuns starting with wot i wuz doing ten yeerz ago sinse i wuz not born ten yeerz ago i kondukted an informul pole of my fello pets and the only wun hoo wuz arownd ten yeerz ago wuz trouble the kitty and beleev it or not she agreed to answer theez kweschuns so heer goze

Ten years ago I was:

LIVING IN A GREAT BIG HOUSE IN NEW YORK WITH MY SISTER POOH BEAR AND NO BIG DUMB CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME

What are (non-work) things on my to-do list for today?

1. SLEEP
2. EAT
3. SLEEP
4. USE LITTER PAN IF I HAVE HAD MY ENULOSE LATELY
5. SLEEP

Five snacks I enjoy:

1. SEA CUCUMBER TREATS
2. MERRICK CAT FOOD
3. TUNA
4. MORE TUNA
5. CATNIP

Things I would do if I were a billionaire:

1. BUY A NEW HOUSE WITH NO BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME IN IT
2. BUY MY OWN TUNA FARM
3. LOBBY CONGRESS TO MAKE BEING A BIG DUMB CLUMSY DOG A FELONY
4. HIRE ABBA TO PERFORM “DANCING QUEEN” ON MY 18TH BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR

Places I’ve lived:

1. WHITESBORO, NEW YORK
2. NEW YORK MILLS, NEW YORK
3. NEW HARTFORD, NEW YORK
4. MARCY, NEW YORK
5. SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
6. OCEANSIDE, CALIFORNIA

BUT TO ME THEY ALL LOOK PRETTY MUCH THE SAME EXCEPT THAT IN CALIFORNIA THAT WHITE STUFF NEVER SHOWS UP OUTSIDE THE WINDOW

Jobs I’ve had:

1. KITTY
2. ACCOUNTANT FOR DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS
3. INDUSTRIAL SPY

well thanks trouble that was verry um enlitening ennyway trouble wood yoo like to tag ennyone???

NO.  NOW GO AWAY.

ha ha um ok in that case i will do it lets see wich of my gud frends to tag …

ok bye!!!

11 thoughts on “tag troubles it

  1. Very open for a cat! Thanks for sharing, which is so very unusual for your species. You must have been feeling rather benevolent that day…

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  2. It’s about time we chooks got some attention, instead of the rotten four legged monsters that seem to think they own the place! Why, if it wasn’t for us….oh, look a worm….
    (Alyson’s chooks thankyou graciously)

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  3. I don’t know how I missed this one. Good answers Trouble. I know it must be annoying getting stepped on by big clumsy dogs all the times. Good job!

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