hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav red we all got skunkd agin eksept for tucker becuz he wuz too slow ha ha better luck nekst time tucker ennyway their ar too mane wayz for dogs to get owt of the howse heer their is the sliding door in the kitchen and the dog door in the bedroom wen it gets dark the door in the kitchen is yoozhually closed up tite but in the bedroom mama and dada like to let the air in and so they leev the skreen door open in the summer and wot we fownd owt is that if yoo run at a skreen door reely fast like for instanse if their is a skunk owtside yoo will bust thru the skreen and keep going howevr mama and dada calld this an unawthorizd dog door and they did this to stop us:
as yoo can see they hav put up a peese of plywud to let the air in but keep us dogs from going owt thru the brokn skreen but not to worry altho mama and dada ar relativly clevr they hav not kownted on my resorsfulnes and determinayshun i alreddy hav a numbr of plans in the wurks to defeet this barrier first we hav the jiant zipper!!!!!!
wunse this byooty is installd i will be abel to simply grasp the pull tab between my thum and forfinger and …….. kurse yoo lack of opposabul thums!!!!!! ok mooving on nekst we hav the pile of dy-no-mite:
this wil blow the peese of plywud rite owt of the door allowing me and tucker and trixie to romp free in the bakyard wenever we want and — wot??? oh tucker thinks that much dy-no-mite wood destroy the howse hmm wel i woodnt want that becuz i like having a playse to liv and besides mama and dada keep the liters in a hi drawr that i cant open kurse yoo hi drawrs!!!!!! ok so thats not such a gud ideea eether but this nekst plan is foolpruf it is … the dogapult:
wunse i pul the rope this powerful seej enjine wil fling me rite ovr the barrikayd and owt into the bakyard ware i will be free to play with skunks all nite long now i no this mite luk scarry but its compleetly sayf becuz as yoo can see i am waring a crash helmet wot i mayd myself out of a watermellun mama left on the counter this helmet has the added benefit of serving as a snak after i land owt in the yard becuz aftr all chaysing skunks is hard wurk ha ha ok bye