Month: August 2008

Overheard Around The House

Wife: “Let’s go to Costco, I want to look at pillows.” Me: “Okay, I’ll crate Dennis.” Wife: “No, we won’t be gone very long.” Me: “Are you sure?” Wife: “Yes, he’ll be good.” Later …

Close Encounters of the Kong Kind

The helicopter flight from Skull Island to my ultimate destination has been long and exhausting, the only rest period being a layover in Japan to drop off Young Kong in Tokyo. It turns out that my kidnappers in the black airships had no interest…

ka-ching!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav reseevd too more awards wun frum my gud frend gina and another wun frum my gud frend behr behr heer they are:

a skolarly treetis on things wot need to get barkd at

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay laytly i hav ben heering roomers floting arownd that vizsla dogs such as myself and my brother tucker the other vizsla dog (hoo is also a vizsla just like me only smaller and older and…

Am Too Helping

master of my domayn

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i just fownd owt that dada bawt me my own domayn it is http://www.dennisthevizsla.com but dont bother clicking on becuz it will just tayk yoo rite bak heer ennyway as i am shoor…

I Found My Thrills On Blueberry Pill

So these days, just about every animal in the house is getting some sort of medication or other; Trixie gets her Proin and just recently finished up her antibiotics from the life-preserver incident, Trouble gets her periodic shot of enulose (or possibly rum), and…

attak of the big boks

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel now mama and dada hav coverd the bed skeleton with a sheet and they hav draggd in the other misteeryus pakaj:

they didnt evn wayt for the body to get cold

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after the gofers killed and ayt my old bed and dada dismemberd it in a most goolish fashun, mama and dada brawt in the skinny misteeryus pakaj and opened it and i cud not beleev…

rekwiem for a bed

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel mama and dada ar tayking apart the skeleton of the bed wot the gofers ate

hay thats my bed!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i am not shoor wot is going on heer but i walked into the bedroom and luk what i saw:

King Kong Part II

It has been three weeks since I was taken as a pet by the monstrous ape that rules Skull Island. Sometimes I despair of ever escaping my captivity, recovering the Giant Kong, and getting off this desolate rock; but I am Dennis the Vizsla,…

misteeryus pakajez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it wuz verry nice to heer how much evrywun likes to reed abowt wot i am up to i am sorry i wuz gawn all yesterday if dada wer a normal persun hoo just…

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