hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel evrywun thawt i wuz crazy but now i hav pruf that the gofers are trying to brake into my howse just luk at this stuf wot mama fownd!!!!
theez ar kleerly tiny crowbars that the gofers yoozd to pry open a window and get inside heer is a compozitt pikcher of the suspected perpetraytr:
note that he is kerrying both a smal crowbar and a glass kuttr so he shud be considerd armd and ekstreemly danjerus and — wot??? oh mama sez that theez things mite luk like tiny crowbars but they ar akchooaly tools for removing the tick!!!!
as yoo ar probly aware the tick is a famus superhero hoo livs in the sitty and is considerd nigh-invulnerabul with his sidekik arthur the akowntant hoo dresses as a moth he givs krime a justiss sandwich!!!!
persunally i think that this tiny littel crowbar wood be yoosless aginst a mity superhero like the tick but — wot????? oh now mama sez that the tiny crowbar is for the kind of tick that yoo find in the tall grass ok mama lets try to get owr storry strait yoo ar mayking it seem like i dont no wot i am tawking abowt!!!!!!!!!!
hmm well as yoo can see from that pikcher the tick superhero can also be fownd in the tall grass so this is verry confyoozing but ennyway i gess mama has yoozd the tiny crowbar to get ticks off of my sister trixie the longhaired mutt a kuple of times and she sez it is the eeziest way she has evr gotten a tick off much eezier then tweezers after she gets the ticks off mama seemz to tayk pervers plezhur in burning them with a small blow torch until they pop like popcorn but i gess evrywun gets there jolleez in diffrent wayz ha ha ok bye