TUCKER TUG

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY.  I AM FILLING IN FOR YOUR USUAL CORRESPONDENT, THE NEWER BIG RED CLUMSY DOG THAT STEPS ON ME (I HAVE HEARD HIM CALLED “DENNIS”), AS HE IS NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT.  YOU MAY RECALL THAT MY FEMALE HUMAN SERVANT HAS BEEN DOING TRACKING WITH THE ORIGINAL BIG RED CLUMSY DOG THAT STEPS ON ME (I THINK HIS NAME IS “TUCKER”).  I HAVE MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF SOME BISCUITS, SO LET’S SEE HOW GOOD HE IS AT TRACKING.

WHAT A CLEVER BIG RED CLUMSY DOG!  YOU FOUND THE PILE OF TREATS INSIDE THE FOLDING CRATE.  YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD TRACKER!  I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU.  PURR PURR PURR.

SORRY, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT ZIPPED UP IN THERE. I’M SURE IT’S JUST SOME SORT OF FREAK ACCIDENT. OH, LOOK, A TRUCK HAS ARRIVED OUT FRONT. PERHAPS THE DRIVER CAN GIVE US A HAND TO HELP GET YOU OUT OF THERE, JUST AS SOON AS I SIGN SOME PAPERWORK FOR HIM.

OOPS, I MUST HAVE SIGNED THE WRONG DOCUMENTS. OH WELL, THESE THINGS HAPPEN. PURR PURR PURR.

11 thoughts on “TUCKER TUG

  1. lavenderbay says:

    There, what did I tell you? Trouble the Kitty, the Captain’s Curse!
    Good thing you took that sharp, pointy thing away from Dennis yesterday; he could have hurt himself.

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  2. oh no dear kitty!!! i don’t think you’re supposed to do what you did!!!!! off to the rescue with you. you’re a resourcesful, responsible, clever one now are you?!?!?!

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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