WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME HAVE BEEN RESCUED. I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS BY — HANG ON, SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE MY BOX.

AS I WAS SAYING, THESE RUMORS ARE COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED, AND … HANG ON, SOMEONE ELSE IS OUT THERE NOW.

THAT THING SMELLED LIKE A WET RUG. ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, THESE — OH, NOW WHAT?

WELL, THAT GUY MADE ME GIVE HIM ALL MY SEA CUCUMBER TREATS, MY CATNIP PLANT, A BAG OF LITTER, AND MY ENTIRE STASH OF RUM BEFORE HE WOULD GO AWAY. HE ALSO SAID I SHOULD GO LOOK IN THE LIVING ROOM. MAYBE HE LEFT ME A PRESENT!

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE IN MY BOX.

18 Comments on “WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

  1. hehehehe Thank goodness you’re back home safe. Pirate Jack sounded like he was reciting “The House That Jack Built”. I love happy endings…well it’s not happy for Trouble.

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  2. They’re back! and They’re Glowing! Are you sure they’re the same dogs? They could be some mutant clones! Be careful Trouble!

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  3. oh we are very glad that everyone is safe and sound. you gys better be careful of trouble!he IS BIG trouble! i gotta go put aloe on my sunburn (from being in the mojave dessrt to long).

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  4. Poor Trouble! We outnumber our dog 2 to 1. We think you need at least 5 kitty siblings to move in with you. That would even the score. Purr Purr Purr

    Trouble says: THAT SOUNDS GOOD. AT FIRST IT WAS JUST ME AND MY SISTER POOH BEAR, THEN THAT FIRST RED DOG, THEN THAT BLACK DOG, THEN AFTER A WHILE THAT OTHER RED DOG, AND THEN POOH BEAR WENT AWAY AND LEFT ME ALONE WITH THESE BIG CLUMSY DOGS THAT STEP ON ME …

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  5. Waaaait… Trouble, how did you get rum in the first place??
    Well, sorry about how it ended for you. But it makes for a good story.

    Trouble says: I HAVE MY SOURCES. LET’S JUST SAY THAT’S NOT ENULOSE IN THAT BOTTLE, AS MY HUMAN SERVANTS THINK …

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  6. YEA! Dennis, Tucker, and Trixie are back! What an adventure! Watch out for Trouble, guys! No telling what he’ll do now that his evil plots have been “foiled.”

    Barklove,
    Rusty

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  7. You made a good try, Trouble, but all the dogs came back again. Maybe you can convince them now that stepping on you is a BAD idea.

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  8. I haven’t seen the “Pirates” film with the classic line about channeling Keith Richards, so Trouble’s question to Jack was a complete surprise and had me ROFL. Thanks for my hyperventilation of the day!

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