hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it wuz verry nice to heer how much evrywun likes to reed abowt wot i am up to i am sorry i wuz gawn all yesterday if dada wer a normal persun hoo just yoozd gnome like evrywun else hoo runs ubuntu then i wood hav ben abel to post but no he has to tweek this and that and the other thing and install sumthing calld pekwm jeez yoo wood think he wuz yoozing gentoo or sumthing he is such a nerd ha ha
wel ennyway wile i was in … incommun … wile i wuz beeing kept off the compyooter, a kuple of verry larj and misteeryus pakajez arrivd at the howse:
i hav no ideea wot is in them becuz they ar seeld with plastic straps and i dont no how to operayt them howevr i can see that wun of them is mayd in the mithical land of cananda ware my gud frend lavenderbay livs hay lavenderbay do yoo no wots in that boks?????
i hav my own theereez of korse heer ar a fyoo of them:
theery #1 is that the box contayns a ninja hedjhog attempting to infiltrayt owr howse howevr if this were the cayse i think he wood hav alreddy cut himself free and started reeking havoc so thats probly not it
theery #2 is that the box is full of vizsla puppeez to be my noo brothers and sisters however their is not neerly enuf whining and barking coming from inside it so this is probly not it eether
theery #3 is that the box is full of yummy stayks!!!! however this cant possibly be troo becuz if it wer then tucker wood alreddy be —
tucker!!!! get owt of the imajinerry stayks!!!!!
ok so we hav eliminaytd all theez other crazy impossibul theereez so that meenz as the faymus filosofer surelock homes sed wot is left must be the trooth and so that must meen that those african bankerz hav finaly come throo with the munny theyve been promissing me for all these munths now!!!!
i wish mama and dada wood hurry up and open the boks so i can start spending my loot i hav menny importent things to buy like toys and kibble and mor toys and a new flux capasitor and stil mor toys!!!!! oooh i can hardly wayt ok bye