hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo probly no i reseevd a gold card last week and so this week i desided to tayk advantaj of the labor day sails to go owt and puchas sum things i hav been needing for my sientifik endevors howevr as i no from hard ekspeeryense that hyoomans dont like dogs to go shopping in their stores i first had to wunse agin don my impenetrabul disgize:
now that i luk just like wun of the hyoomans its time to hed owt to the local mall ware they are running a number of hyooj labor day sayles i bet yoo cant even spot me on this esc … escal … on this majical mooving stairway i blend in so well!!!!!
first i hav to go pik up sum respektabul clothes becuz if yoo want saylspeepul to tayk yoo seriusly yoo hav to luk the part so its off to the mensware department
do theez pants mayk my tale luk too long????? no? ok then its on to the famus teknolojy store nown as radyo shak ware wun can buy wotever wun needs be it hedfones or speeker cabul or ipod aksessoreez in my kayse wot i am luking for is rite on display and as i had hopd it is all on sayle!!!!
let me just tayk my purchases to the casheer and then i wil be on my way to — wot??? oh luk its owr gud frends mall sekyoority!!!! yes of korse this is reely my gold card i got it awarded to me last week on my blog!!!! wot do yoo meen it is not a reel credit card??!! of korse it is!!!! next yoo wil tell me all those african bankers are not reely going to send me munny ha ha oh shoor i wil be happy to come with yoo are we going sumware fun????