hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk wot i got as a homecoming present its a noo flying toy!!!!! the nice lady at petco gave mama and dada a diskownt wen she fownd owt i had just ben releesd from the big howse its always gud wen sumwun wil giv an ex-con a brake!
throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!!!
as yoo can see this is wun of the famus hypnotic discs wot ar offen yoozd by supervillins and alien abductors howevr i am only going to yooze it for gud purposes like fetch teknikly i am not suppozd to possess a hypnotic disc wile i am on parole but they wil never find owt about it unless wun of yoo tells them ha ha
throw it agin dada!!!!!
hmm i seem to hav lost it in the tal choclat mint oh well its abowt time for a timeout ennyway if yoo no wot i meen ha ha i am shoor dada can find it for me
throw it agin dada!!!!!!!!!!
sinse dada cant seem to be trusted to keep the hypnotic disc in the yard wen he throws it i am just going to tayk it inside for safekeeping ok bye