So yesterday, we took a little trip to Fry’s to buy hard drives for my new Drobo, then to the Apple store so my wife could talk to a Genius and look at laptop bags. As a result of last week’s pillow incident, Dennis was in his crate while we were out, which makes the scene when we got home all the more interesting:
Who could have done this dastardly deed? It couldn’t have been Dennis; he was doing time in juvie hall. What other suspects are available?
Not Trixie. Trixie has never destroyed anything in her life, apart from a few squirrels and her own fur.
Not Trouble. Destroying a pillow would involve getting out of her box and cat cup, and we know that’s not going to happen.
Not the fish. If they come out of their tank, they pretty much shrivel up and die. That leaves us with our likely perpetrator:
And why might Tucker go on such a rampage? Well, there was the little matter of Dennis’s new AKC “Fox” toy:
Tucker showed no interest in the fox toy at the store (and turned up his nose at all the other toys that my wife showed him), but once we got home he decided he wanted it. Unfortunately Dennis wouldn’t let him have it, resulting in much chin-quivering and pouting, and it looks like the poor pillow has paid the price.
It’s the dining room table incident all over again!
The Oceanside Animals 
well, at least he’s still got some puppy in him!
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Time for another crate!
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So the big question is, Did Dennis destroy the previous pillow or not? The guys at the lab are gonna get to know you on a first-name basis when you keep showing up with goobered stuffing for them to analyze.
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I tell you! Those are exploding pillows!! You have to stop buying them. We have exploding blankies in our house, the one on my chair always seem to self destruct!
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Looks like Tucker might have to be the one banished to juvie hall while you are away.
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Pretty fish tank. I didn’t know old Tuck still had it in him.
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It could have been mice? They’re always leaving teethmarks on things in our house.. they nibble my mummy’s shoes and then I get blamed for it 😦
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Well. What do you know! Maybe all of the destruction you’ve been blaming on Dennis has been misdirected? Maybe it was Tucker all along? Poor Denny, blamed for the leather chair, and the slippers, and the many other things … and its possible it wasn’t even him! I fear a lawsuit coming on. Dennis vs. Tucker, Suing for mental anguish! Maybe those African bankers can recommend a really good lawyer for you Tucker?
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Obviously, that pillow was recalled for imploding and you forgot to send it back. Didn’t you get your recall notice about imploding beige pillows? 🙂
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Ah ha! So Dennis may not be the culprit after all. Tucker has made a tactical error here, now Dennis has an alibi. 🙂
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maybe the pillow had a ‘self-destruct’ button????
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I think it was the fish. They only LOOK innocent. They may have special water-breathing apparatus you don’t know about. Check behind those rocks.
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I agree with Mr Le
The fish could hold their breath, or do they hold their water, jump out, quickly chew the pillow, jump back in, then look all cute, pretty, innocent & pretty coloured.
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