hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i reveeld yesturday i hav reesently bekum a sooperhero howevr on akkownt of my secret identity as dennis the vizsla dog (shhhhh dont tell ennywun!!!!) i stil hav to spend a lot of time hanging arownd the howse wayting for mama and dada now then as part of my noo career as a crimefiter i hav set up ser … servayl … spy kamras arownd the howse to monitor enny evildoors hoo may try to infiltrayt my hedkwarters heer is a sampul viddyo of ten minnits in the life of a sooperhero:
aha!!!! yoo didnt sit thru the hole thing did yoo??? isnt that the most boring viddyo yoo hav ever seen in yore life??? now times that by about fitty and thats wot my day is like monday thru friday so now i ask yoo is it enny wunder that pillos and wotnot misteeryusly get shredded wile mama and dada arnt home?!?!? as yoo can kleerly see its becuz the gofers sneek in and tare stuf up wile i am sitting in the windo wundring ware mama and dada ar at
wel ennyway i hav herd roomers that their may be an army of ninja hedjhogs massing in the desert under the control of sum sort of evil jeenyus overlord mastermind type persun so i must rekroot a fyoo mor membrs to joyn us in the doghowse of justiss and help defeet this band of troublemaykers!!!
and of korse my sister trixie doodels aka “the confused bunny rabbit” wil be helping us owt i dont think tucker is going to be much yoose tho becuz wen i told him abowt the ninja hedjhogs he ran away and went under dadas compyooter desk he calls it his fortres of solitood but i no he is just hiding
and perhaps trouble the kitty wood like to assist us she is pretty clevr sum mite evn call her an evil jeenyus let me go ask her hay trouble wil yoo help us fite the ninja hedjhog army????
ummmmm ok i gess thats a no wel never mind then ok bye