hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i reveeld yesturday i hav reesently bekum a sooperhero howevr on akkownt of my secret identity as dennis the vizsla dog (shhhhh dont tell ennywun!!!!) i stil hav to spend a lot of time hanging arownd the howse wayting for mama and dada now then as part of my noo career as a crimefiter i hav set up ser … servayl … spy kamras arownd the howse to monitor enny evildoors hoo may try to infiltrayt my hedkwarters heer is a sampul viddyo of ten minnits in the life of a sooperhero:
aha!!!! yoo didnt sit thru the hole thing did yoo??? isnt that the most boring viddyo yoo hav ever seen in yore life??? now times that by about fitty and thats wot my day is like monday thru friday so now i ask yoo is it enny wunder that pillos and wotnot misteeryusly get shredded wile mama and dada arnt home?!?!? as yoo can kleerly see its becuz the gofers sneek in and tare stuf up wile i am sitting in the windo wundring ware mama and dada ar at
wel ennyway i hav herd roomers that their may be an army of ninja hedjhogs massing in the desert under the control of sum sort of evil jeenyus overlord mastermind type persun so i must rekroot a fyoo mor membrs to joyn us in the doghowse of justiss and help defeet this band of troublemaykers!!!
- dozer aka “the white shadow”
- clover and cosmo aka “the wonder twins”
- rocket and delilah aka “northstar and aurora” aka “the other wonder twins”
- cody bear and pickles aka “batman and robin” but not the boy robin the girl robin like from the dark knight returns ha ha
- victor the vampire kitty aka “victor the vampire kitty”
- bruno gino vinnie and carmela aka “the dogfathers”
- jake aka “springfoot”
and of korse my sister trixie doodels aka “the confused bunny rabbit” wil be helping us owt i dont think tucker is going to be much yoose tho becuz wen i told him abowt the ninja hedjhogs he ran away and went under dadas compyooter desk he calls it his fortres of solitood but i no he is just hiding
and perhaps trouble the kitty wood like to assist us she is pretty clevr sum mite evn call her an evil jeenyus let me go ask her hay trouble wil yoo help us fite the ninja hedjhog army????
ummmmm ok i gess thats a no wel never mind then ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
I try to sit behind curtains and under desks all day myself but somebody always finds me.
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Dennis-you are a great super hero. We are trying to convince our mom that we should join forces with you and become the California wing of Vizsla dog super heroes. She says we can’t live up to your standards though. Well, keep up the good work.
The Red Dawn Vizlsa Clan-Sara, Colvin, Dixy and Grady
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Dennis,
I, Clover, the Barking Black Labrador from the Mystical Celtic World, am honored to join you and Rusty in the quest to rid the world, or at the very least my own backyard, of squirrels, hedgehogs, flying rabbits, and tree climbing cats, and and anything else I can think of !! Maybe we could recruit Reno the hated German Count of Shepherdness that lives across the street to go off and do some reconnaissance for us .. without a map or compass or anything, ok?
Dogs of the world unite!
Your friend, Clover
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Denny,
Dude! Finally a quest that I can get excited about. After I take a nap, I’ll get back to you. Zzzzzeee you later. Coz.
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I, Admiral Daisy Crusty-Cat, would like to help you defeat the Ninja hedgehogs!
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Dennis, with all you get into, I can’t say I blame Tucker for hiding.
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OhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOY!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
Hai DENNIS!! I is Jake! I wud love to help defeet the Ninja hogs!
OhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOY!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
I cud spring on dem and then while they is distracted, another super hero cud bite them in the butt!
OhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOYOhBOY!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
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cody bear is on board! as you recall he already has a super power that may be quite helpful!:
http://starcraving.wordpress.com/2008/03/17/codys-not-so-super-super-power/
pickles hasn’t discovered her super power yet….
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Is that like a tanning salon window or what?
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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Iz not the most boring video ever, but we did only watch it till the pretty chimes, is cute to see them watching for youz to get home!! 🙂 Oh I iz not even going to go into where Tucker sits.. hrrrmmmzz..
Now onto impawtant informations.. I willz help you fight the troublemakers.. I meanz I can help with my prowess, my super vampy speed and Iz can even put ideas into peoplez heads so you end up doing stuff likez you didn’t want to do.. Ohh and I can put peoples to sleep with my sleppy eyes, cuddles and purrs.. But you must know if they is sweet enough I might just make them mine forveerrrrrr mwhahahah
Oh what, you thought I would make them into vampire Kitteh? nooo silly just make them loves me… I is not movie style vampire…. 😛
V-V
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Oh and I was wondering since Roscoe an I are now part of the squirrel patrol and defeat the ninja hedgehog staff we would like to know a couple things. First can we still have squirrels as friends, and second should we amass WND’s (weapons of ninja destruction) also are there any treats involed? You know once we catch some ninja hedgehogs…..
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I stopped at 2 min 34 sec as I couldn’t take any more action, trhe ceiling fan rotating around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around & around became a little too much to bear anylonger. Did I miss anything good after the 2 min 34 sec point. I bet something awesome probably happened at 2 min 36 sec & I nissed it…..
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Hello Dennis! I would like to offer the help of the Squirrel Patrol. We would work with you to stop the dreadful ninja hedjhog army. Just let us know what you want us to do and we will be there. Always happy to set aside the chasing of squirrels out of our yards to help in a crisis
I didn’t know you did flyball! Looks like fun, I like the Gadget Ears. Those will come in handy while fighting the ninja hedgehog army!
Awsome (yaaaaaawn) video….
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PS I have something for you at my place
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Well Mummy always sez no no Dozer you be nice to thangs what are smaller than you but Im pretty shore that a whole army of them hedjhog thangs is gotta be big especially if they all pile togethers so Mummy cant have a problem with it and besides if they are evil then its even more important that we fight fer justice or at least jest chase them thangs around some (but not fer fun no no its not fun its justice). Jest tell me when and where and oh wait Mummy sez no she cant take me cause the rental car peoples tolled her no dawgs in the car. Wut?? Dont they know its fer the sake of justice??
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