The Oceanside Animals
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deerest wun confidenshul
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the ninja hedjhog army is closing in having erlier stoppd in the mowntin town of julian for pie on there way frum the desert it is going to tayk a lot of effort and munny to bild up owr defenses at the doghowse of justiss and so i hav wunse agin turnd to my frends the afrikan bankers in the hope of gitting sum ekstra funding for the skwirrel patrol
oh well that didnt wurk owt eether so i gess we wil hav to luk for skwirrel patrol funding elsware maybe thru merchandising and akshun figger sayles ha ha ok bye
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*laugh* Luke Skywalker?
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Dennis-you are such a good storyteller.
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That poor lady! What will she do now that she does not have the funds to buy a cocoa processing machine?
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Check out MY SITE. I gave you an award!!!!
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Hehe Well at least they didn’t have another tragic plane crash in their country!
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Mmmm… cocoa. I loves to smell it.
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Oh that lady sended you such a nice letter too bad she didnt send you some delishus treats. I thinks some delishus treats are an important part of justiceness so we will need funding fer that. I am trying to think of ways to make some munny fer justice treats but Im not too smart about them munny thangs.
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I think Thunderbird’s thoughts may be right….
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DENNIS! Hai I is Jake! Yoo always get some great fan mail, perhaps yoo could tell us yoor secret?
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
I is Jake!
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Did you send-ded it Dennis?? What did she write back with???
My momma gets nothing like that… but we did see on the TV box something about the peoplez that do this.. it was a groupz of Afrikan men with an English leader.. they ran away so they set up a sting like a bee and showed it on TV it was funny to see their faces!!
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oh dear, you do get a lot of these letters…
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You are a very nice doggie, Dennis. I think Paula owes you *several* hamburgers for being so nice to her sister like this.
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