Month: September 2008

my buddies!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it apeerz i hav been reemiss in posting the gudies wot my frends hav givn me the last kuple of weeks so to rektify that heer ar too resent awards wot i wuz givn by…

Go Go Gadget Ears!

treed

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel mama and dada hav left me owt of the krate the last kuple of times that they hav gawn owt and so far i hav not had to destroy ennything as yoo can see i…

aint no mowntin hi enuf

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay recently my gud frend amanda showd pikchers of her visit to mownt evans in the mithical land of colorado and i rememberd heering that dada and his brother had visited this spot wen they were…

Flyball Practice

As part of Dennis’s flyball training, my wife has been trying to teach him to go pick up a tennis ball from on top of a Yoplait yogurt container, with varying degrees of success.

The Wrath of Kong

What began as a quest to find the Kong of the Gods has led me into the midst of a battle between two starship captains, each with a will of iron, each commanding one of the most advanced war machines in the galaxy. My…

no disassembul number five!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may no mama has another favrit pet besides me and tucker it is calld an ibuk and i no it is her favrit pet becuz it is in her lap all the time…

wot do yoo meen i cannot has toez???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am not shoor if i hav menshund this before but for a wile now tucker haz been obsessd with the ayteez moovee flashdanse and recently he has started waring leg warmers!!!!

WATCH THE HYPNOTIC DISC

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. LET’S SEE IF THIS SO-CALLED HYPNOTIC DISC I STOLE FROM THE BIG CLUMSY DOG THAT STEPS ON ME REALLY WORKS.

has ennywun seen my flying hypnotic disk???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay has ennywun seen my noo flying hypnotic disk thingie lately????  i hav ben luking all over but i seem to hav misplaysd it!!!!

The Adventure of the Assassinated Pillow

Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently I have been implicated in the destruction of a pillow based on evidence that is at best circumstantial and at worst, fabricated. Unlike my so-called brother, Dennis, who blames his misfortunes on vast conspiracies and…

Curiouser And Curiouser

So yesterday, we took a little trip to Fry’s to buy hard drives for my new Drobo, then to the Apple store so my wife could talk to a Genius and look at laptop bags. As a result of last week’s pillow incident, Dennis…

Kong Trek

After being forced into an early launch by the unexpected attack from the giant hedgehog known as Spiny Norman, my alien friends have set a course for their homeworld in deep space. Because of a strict no-pets policy enforced by their planetary HOA, I…

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