that wuz a close wun mama!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it has ben a wile sinse i hav gawn thru dadas boks of old pikchers so i thawt i wood do a littel more rummadjing and heer is wot i fownd all i can say is that mama is lucky to be alive today!!!!

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sertifikat of appreesheeayshun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk at this luvly sertifikat wot i got frum my gud frend tony:

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me vs the tennis bal of deth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park

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hypnodisk folleez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo no i resently recuvrd my hypnotic flying disk from trouble the soopervillin kitty and i hav ben putting it to its orijinal intended yoose of chaysing it arownd the bakyard:

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going ballistic

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to wunse agin miss a satterday matinay but my department sekreterry aka dada is busy wunse agin taking trouble the kitty to the vet for a rooteen checkup and maybe to find owt why she keeps trying to tayk ovr the wurld and so he has not had time to prepayr my laytest dispatch for yoo i wood dok his salry if he got wun ha ha

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animal plannit sez hello

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an email from animal plannit dijital meedia saying how much they like my diry of destrukshun isnt that neet??? i gess wurd of my derring doo has mayd it all the way to there hedkwarters in the mithical sitty of silver springs maryland ennyway the nice lady frum animal plannit dijital meedia wanted me to let evrywun no that vizsla dogs such as myself wil be feetcherd on the famus dokyoomentry televizhun show dogs 101 tomorrow so be shoor to watch it unfortchoonatly i wil not be apeering on the show myself becuz of a skedjooling conflikt but yoo no how that goze wen yoo ar a selebritty such as myself

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taysts like chikken

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it seems that more viddyo has surfasd from last weeks so calld orjy of destrukshun wot i am shoor yoo hav red abowt in all the paypers wel first let me just say that theez viddyos do not show the owrs and owrs ware i just sit kwietly lissening to the soothing myoozik wot puts mama to sleep and second yoo hav to put the viddyo in the proper contekst wich is how i sayvd the wurld ok so lets just confrunt this viddyo hed on heer it is:

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veenus flytrap

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay mama and dada hav reesently brawt home a veenus flytrap now at first i thawt they wer tawking abowt the famus dj wot yoozd to be living on the air in cincinnati but no insted its this gross plant wot they supposedly are hoping will eet all the fliez in the kitchen heer yoo can see that it has alreddy kawt wun:

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a skolarly treetis on skwirrel arsonists

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood like to thank evrywun hoo wuz consernd abowt me and the doghowse of justss dooring the fire last week the fire is now fully contaynd so i think we hav nuthing to wurry abowt frum it at this poynt altho it wuz pretty scarry for a wile their the local fire cheef sed this fire wuz the gratest thret to the sitty in the last twenty yeerz so way to go mareenz and firefiters and pilots!!!

in reeserching the kawzes of wildfires i resently kaym across this skolarly treetis:

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Flat Tony Goes To The Top Secret Dog Park

If you’ve been reading Tony’s Blog or his comments here, then you probably know that Flat Tony has been wanting to spend some more time with Dennis, Tucker, and Trixie. Today, Flat Tony came along with us to the top secret dog park. He thought it would be a great adventure, and boy, was he right.

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