hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel for sum time now we hav been heering roomers abowt a top secret dog park sumware neerby but misteeryusly nobody seemd to no ware it wuz or how to git their peepul hoo had been their sed they cudnt remember eksactly ware it wuz and other peepul hoo noo peepul hoo noo peepul hoo had been their had sum vayg ideea that it mite be in this spot or in that spot or maybe this other spot but stil nuthing definit but finaly dada fownd sum pikchers of it online and then yoozing sum secret hi tek spy teknolody calld googul maps he lukd all ovr the area until he saw sumthing from the satalite that resembuld the pikchers from the grownd so then we all piled in the car and went their and gess wot??? dada had fownd it!!!
the park wuz verry nice kind of smal but with menny trees and a nice walkway and a small artifishul pond wot wuz not verry deep and did not hav wayvs in it like the oshun duz
we had a gud time exploring the paths and bywayz of this secret dog park i even went in the water wunse or twice altho it wuz kind of an aksident becuz i leend ovr too far to git a drink and fell in but thats okay i got rite bak owt agin
wunse after gitting owt of the water i wuz the viktim of a cowardly drive by attak wich is sumthing that normaly happens in the mithical sitty of los anjeles but not heer if i evr find owt hoo it wuz wot did it they wil be sorry all rite!!!
it wuz a verry windy day as yoo can see by the way the reeds in the small marshy area wer blowing arownd but forchoonatly nuthing wuz on fire neerby for wunse
their wuz sum nice shayd to be had under the trees along side the marsh as wel as along the artifishul pond so we stayd their for a littel wile to rest we akchooally had to rest a kuple of times becuz tucker kept gitting tired
as i menshund it wuz kwite windy espeshaly along this ridj heer yoo can see me doing my famus impreshun of leo … leonard … of that kid doing his king of the wurld thing in the famus dokyoomentary moovie titanik
of korse my king of the wurld thing is better than his becuz i hav eerz wot fly in the wind
after we came down off the ridj we rested agin alongside the pond becuz tucker wuz tired agin fortchoonatly i wuz their to sit nekst to him and comfort him and mayk him feel bettr noing i wuz neerby
yes poor poor old man tucker i am heer to protekt yoo yoo shoor ar lucky yoo wer not the viktim of a drive by attak like i wuz!!!
wile we wer resting trixie sed she saw a see monster owt in the pond
i went to chek it owt and yoo no wot she wuz rit their wuz a see monster their!!!!! it lukd just like me only bakwards and underwater luking up at me it wuz verry scarry!!!! tucker sed it wuz just my relekshun but he is old and tired and confyoozd so wot duz he no ha ha
after we rested for a wile by the pond we hedded bak to the car and then suddenly owt of noware tucker had a berst of enerdjy he had evidently ben sayving it up the hole time we were their
darn it he is stil faster and more manooverabul then me i am going to hav to git me a pair of those running sneekers wot i hav seen on televizhun shhhh dont tell dada i am going to borrow his credit card ennyway after tucker wuz dun running sirkuls arownd me like a big showoff we continyood on to the car along the way we stopd to say hello to my littel frend i am not shoor wot his naym is but he came ovr a bunch of times wile we were their and then trixie wood get all flirty
wot a silly girl trixie is!!!!
on the way home trixie and tucker kept an eye owt the window so they can remember how to git to the park in kayse its reality distorshun feeld causes mama and dada to forgit the way
wel that wuz pretty much the end of owr day at the top secret dog park as yoo can see i wuz gud and tired after all those adventchoors and the nonstop running and the drive by attak and the skayr i got frum the see monster oh and as for the lokayshun of the top secret dog park wel i wood tell yoo but then i wood hav to kill yoo ha ha ok bye