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veenus flytrap
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay mama and dada hav reesently brawt home a veenus flytrap now at first i thawt they wer tawking abowt the famus dj wot yoozd to be living on the air in cincinnati but no insted its this gross plant wot they supposedly are hoping will eet all the fliez in the kitchen heer yoo can see that it has alreddy kawt wun:
now wen yoo consider the fakt that they alreddy hav us dogs arownd to eet flies i think yoo wil agree with me that mama and dada hav an ult … ulteer … wel i think they hav anuther ajenda and that this is wot they ar sekretly hoping wil happen wunse the plant gits big enuf:
persunaly i think they dont no wot they ar messing with so if yoo heer that tucker has been eeten by a jiant plant just remember i tried to warn evrywun!!!! ok bye
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Zoe tries to catch flies too…it’s very amusing.
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I’m looking at the knife block. Be careful not to knick your fingers while preparing supper, okay?
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ooooh, a venus flytrap. can’t remember when last i’ve seen one….. duh, just now, heee heee heee
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I knew when I saw the title it would be funny. You didn’t disappoint. Cliff came to see what I’m laughing at and said we need one.
I was so afraid of those things when I was a kid.
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FEED ME SEYMOUR !
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Hahaha too funny. Charlie will stalk a fly around the apartment. If he is staring intently at a corner we know why.
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Do they come in a size large enough to gobble up uncooperative clients? Door-to-door Salepersons?
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Be very, very careful around that plant. Anything with the word “trap” in it’s name cannot be good.
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So do you call it “Audry 2, Jr.?”
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Dennis…only start worrying if frozen turkeys start falling out of the sky!
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hahah LOLOLOL I think your Momma and Dadda are smart coz that would sure keep my off the country.. well that end anyways ;P heh
V-V
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Well that is one way to keep the dogs off the counter. 🙂
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Feed me Dennis, Feed me alllllllllllll night long! hehe
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We always know where to go if we want a good laugh! Oh, and we agree with Daisy the Curly Cat, the word “trap” makes us very nervous!
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How alarming, Dennis! I think this is going too far in trying to stop counter surfing… Be aware and be careful!
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan
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oh no, what u dew without being able to catch flies, we do it all da time!
btw, don’t tell momma but we are on da computer while she’s on a vacation – hey she left us so we gotta dew sumthin!
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I think Venus is cousin to the Giant Spud. Be very careful!
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Dennis I think that you better keep a watch on old Tucker. You know he has those grey hair and prolly is not as good at the golden paw chop as you are! I think you could take out that green monster with a couple of those good moves. Let me know if you need some assistance on this matter….
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The Venus Fly Trap eating Dennis might be a good lesson in “Now you know how it feels” after the ‘Flat Tony in the back of the car’ incident 🙂
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Oh those are cool plants, My Boy had one for a while – sadly he’s better at keeping cactus alive…
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Hey Dennis if that fly trap thang works pleeze tell me cause I am outnumbered by the flys here at my house and I jest cant manage to eat them all. This is one thang I would be willing to share is the job of catching flys. Also that plant is so uglee I dont think my Mummy would luv it very much.
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I need one of those at my house: one for the flies and one for the counter jumpers.
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I’ll never be able to look at venus fly traps the same way again 🙂
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OH MY DOG!!! We hope you don’t get eaten by that thing!
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“get off the counter!” “make me a sandwich!” “with fly sauce!” gah! I just saw a tiny fly zoom across the keyboard – or is it a gnat? please don’t paralyze me.
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