hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park
we had a gud time playing keep away arownd the shrub or wotever it is
littel kealani had a crush on tucker
hay kealani i am the star of this blog not tucker ware ar my shoogars??? besides tucker is way too old for yoo!!! wel ennyway we had a pretty gud time until we stumbeld across wot appeerd to be just a regular chuckit tennis bal wot had ben abandond by its owner:
but soon its troo naytcher wuz reveeld — yes it wuz the ledjenderry tennis bal of deth wot tries to loor dogs owt into the water so that it can pull them underwater and eet them!!!!
as yoo can see dada wuz compleetly oblivius to the daynjer and just kept enkooradjing me to swim owt and bekum the tennis bal of deths laytest meel this is becuz dada is not ekspeerensd with the danjers of the wurld like i am!!!
being the intrepid adventchoorer wot i am i continyood to try to retreev the tennis bal despite faysing sertin deth in the depths of the pond until finaly dada lost his nerv and calld me bak way to krak under pressher dada!!!!
eventchooaly the kraken skwid monster thing bekaym desperat becuz of its inability to ketch me and then it mayd the fatal mistayk of mooving its tennis bal loor too klose to shore enaybling me to snatch it sayfly frum the water becuz as yoo no i am dennis the vizsla and i nevr giv up
oh wayt that is wot i say after my satterday matinay posts woops wot i ment to say wuz ok bye