Month: November 2008

ate by ate

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my gud frend myeye wot livs down their tagd me to say ate things abowt ate things so heer ar my atey-ate ansers:

The Great Meerkat Elevator

My graduate student Mutt and I are getting closer to our goal of finding the top secret hidden Kingdom of the Gophers. Unfortunately, the map we obtained led us to the Kingdom of the Meerkats instead; but as it turns out, there is no…

naybor dog reveeld!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel thanks to the timely appeeranse of a top seekret informant in the naybor dogs howsehold i hav obtaynd orijinal undoktord pikchers of the kreecher wot is nown to sum as a saint bernard dog…

happy tanksgiving!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i just wanted to wish evrybuddy a happy tanksgiving this is my secund tanksgiving heer in my new howse with mama and dada and trixie and tucker and trouble and wile last yeer i didnt…

Wordless Wednesday: And For My Next Impression … Half Bunny, Half Mickey Mouse!

naybor dog???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo mite wunder why i am wispering agin wel it is becuz trixie sez mama and dadas gud frends nown as the naybors hav gottin a noo dog frum a reskew organizayshun trixie is not…

The “Dog-Shaped Hole” Song

So here’s a little ditty that, unlike most of the tunes I serenade (read: torture) the animals with, cannot be sung to the cat. (Well, I guess it could, but it would lose a little something if “dog” were changed to “cat”.)

morewards!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i got anuther award this week and plus a confyoozd reeder gayv an award to dada insted of me but ha ha thats okay alyson i forgiv yoo this time ennyway heer is the award…

The Kingdom of the Gophers

Now that I have finally returned to the Archeology Department after my long sojourn in deep space, I am at last able to return to my primary mission of ferreting out ancient secrets and uncovering hidden civilizations. My first task upon my return is…

Vizsla Rescue Food Storage Needed

Vizsla Rescue of Southern California is looking for someone who can store a pallet of donated dog food, anywhere between Long Beach and San Diego.  The dog food is arriving on Wednesday, November 26.  If you have the space and would like to help…

The Purloined Breakfast

Hello good readers, this is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently, scurrilous notes have appeared, anonymously of course, suggesting that I stole Dennis’s breakfast. But does this claim really hold up under scrutiny? Let’s examine the facts. Come, Trixie! The game’s afoot!

Choose Your Chiropractor Carefully

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Hello stuffie friends. My name is Spotted Giraffe, and I am here with a public service announcement about choosing a chiropractor to keep your spine in proper working order.

Wordless Wednesday: Observed Around The House

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