hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot this weekend i helpd my flyball teem giv a demonstrayshun of how flyball wurks for sum beerded colleez it wuz verry edjookayshunal for evrywun involvd
at first i had a littel performanse anxietee as yoo can see in this pikcher
fortchoonatly dada stopd by to giv me hugs and kisses and that mayd me feel better but then dada got bord and wanderd off he has a verry short attenshun span
wen i wuznt playing flyball i wanderd arownd eksploring and thats how i came across this vehikul grayvyard in the littel dry streem bed behind the flyball korse as yoo can see their is kwite a bit of reckaj heer inklooding a delivry van and a crashd helicopter i did not find enny bodeez in the reckd vehikuls so wun can only hope the peepul eskaypd and wer reskewd rather then beeing eeten by mowntin lions or tayken prisoner by ninja hedjhogs
dooring sum downtime frum demoing i praktisd for my upcoming role as a krismas maynjer animal
ha ha no i am just kidding their werent enny vizslas in the manjer and if their had been vizslas their they wud hav ben in sumwuns lap and not in the straw ennyway later on i visited sum of the other flyball dogs hanging owt in their trailers
as yoo can see the trailer neerest me has its own klimat control sistem wow wot a diva!!!! i wonder how much those things cost ……
evrybuddy always gits eksited wen another dog is doing the flyball run but i just chil owt see heer i am relaxing wile my bodygard stands on dooty to keep an eye owt for enny crazy fans that mite be stawking me yes i am looking at yoo tucker!!!
ha ha no i am just kidding i am happy to awtograf all my fans even the crazy wuns and by awtograffing i meen peeing on them so evrywun form a line and we can get started ha ha hay ware is evrybuddy going???
ok wel heer it is wot evrywun has ben wayting for a viddyo of me doing flyball!!!!
ummmm wel ok in this viddyo i wuz showing the beerded colleez how not to play flyball becuz it is importent to no wot yoo ar not suppozd to do for instans yoo ar not suppozd to not tayk the ball and yoo ar not suppozd to not jump ovr the jumps i am glad i cud kleer that up for evrywun
their isnt enny viddyo of me dooing flyball properly not becuz i cant do it properly but rather becuz wen i am being filmd the camra adds fifteen pownds and all that ekstra wayt reely throws me off also yoozually i just like to pluck the bal owt of the boks with my teeth but sumtimez i aksidently step on it and then the boks gits mad and shoots the bal at me and then i hav to run away frum it but sumday i wil show that boks hooz boss!!!! ok bye