hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd that at thanksgiving peepul like to eet turkees and i hav also herd that theez turkeez havnt got heds ennymore wel gess wot that meens yes thats rite that meens sinse they dont hav there heds ennymore they dont need neks!!!!
mmmm yummy turkee neks ha ha mama way to body chek tucker thats rite tucker yoo stay away from my turkee nek!!! oh hey mama by the way nice soks
ha ha yes thank yoo for the inayn commentary dada turkeez do hav big neks dont they??? yoo ar a master of the obvius oh and why are yoo asking me wot i hav got wen yoo gayv it to me??? i think dada has erly onset oldtimers diseez or sumthing
why do yoo keep asking me wot ive got??? do yoo want sum or sumthing??? go git yore own turkee nek dada!!!
and yes for the record it is gud thank yoo verry much ok yoo can hav a bite if yoo want wun — psych!!!! ha ha
hay tucker how is yore turkee nek??? dada wants to no if its gud i think he wants a bite!!!
tucker? tucker??? hay tucker?!?!?!! hmm he seems to hav gawn def
hay trixie how is yores??? do yoo want to shayr sum with dada??? trixie????
hmm i think we hav konkloosiv pruf heer that turkee neks mayk dogs def i smel a lawsoot!!!! well ennyway sorry dada i dont think ennywun is going to shayr there turkee neks with yoo
eet yore hart owt george romero we can do owr own nasty gross speshul effekts withowt enny budget and withowt even assistanse frum tom savini ha ha ok bye