The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CAT
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THE OTHER DAY MY HUMAN SERVANT LEFT THE SIDE DOOR OPEN SUPPOSEDLY SO I COULD GET SOME LIGHT AND FRESH AIR, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECT HE HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE.
OF COURSE, THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS THAT STEP ON ME USED THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO COME IN AND TRY TO DRINK MY WATER AND STEAL MY DEPOSITS FROM THE CAT BOX.
FORTUNATELY I AM WELL PREPARED TO DEAL WITH SUCH THUGGISH BEHAVIOR. I HAVE MY LASER BEAM STARE …
… AND VARIOUS BOOBY-TRAPS, SUCH AS THE SIXTEEN-TON WEIGHT …
… AND MY ARMY OF HUMAN SERVANT LAWYERS …
… AND IF THOSE BIG CLUMSY DOGS KEEP BOTHERING ME AFTER ALL THAT, I WILL OPEN A PORTAL TO LET THE GREAT OLD ONE CTHULHU COME THROUGH AND EAT THEM! MWAHAHAHA!!!
THE NICE THING ABOUT CTHULHU IS THAT HE SMELLS LIKE FISH. PURR PURR PURR P — EH?
ONE OF THESE DAYS, DOGS … ONE OF THESE DAYS …
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Pfffffffttttt –
You are a khat –
I am a khanine –
End of argument –
Please khall your next witness….
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Trouble, if you have to call Cthulhu, do you think he would let us sample one of his fishy fingers?
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Good job Trouble!
One time Cliff rescued a kitten from somewhere and brought her home. We wanted to keep her but the dogs would not leave her litter box alone. We gave her to our cat-loving friend.
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LOL what an evil kittie you have! My My she will just git you if you are not careful!
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Dogs have owners
cats have servants
What more is there to say?
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Any post the references Ally McBeal, Cthulhu and Booby traps is good with me.
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dennis never mind the cat watch out for the vacuum!
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Trouble I hates to say it but I thinks you prolly owe the dawgs sum munny due to the dawghouse of justiss incident so Im not shore that the dawgs is ‘stealing yer deposits.’ It is more like they is garnishing yer wages or perhaps seezing yer assets.
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TOO BAD THINGS DIDN’T WORK OUT FOR YOU!
signed: YOUR MINIONS, THE EVIL FRED AND GEORGE BOFUR
No! Don’t listen to them Trouble! There is still time to find redemption! Turn away from the Dark Side!! ~S.Le
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That Cuttle-who is a bit intense.
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Aww Trouble I feels for you… poor furriend.. those big silly woofies.. The things you has to put up with 😦
Including the noise ass drying in YOUR room 🙂
V-V
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Truer words have never been spoken!
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How do you sleep with that constant noise. You are a bit lazy even when the clumsy dogs came in you barely moved, I thought it was a dead cat in the box
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Oh you poor kitty, you have to suffer so much… Lucky you have such great defences! 😉
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wow, such an arsenal of weapons…
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What a rich inner life hath Trouble.
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Don’t mess with Trouble! Your post made me laugh. Happy WW!
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Poor Trouble. I like your 16-ton weight plan.
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Trouble, were you doing the laundry for mama and dada?
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Obviously Tucker was the smart one and didn’t even try ….
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