My graduate student Mutt and I are getting closer to our goal of finding the top secret hidden Kingdom of the Gophers. Unfortunately, the map we obtained led us to the Kingdom of the Meerkats instead; but as it turns out, there is no love lost between the gophers and the meerkats, and so the meerkats are more than happy to help us in our quest.
It turns out that the meerkats have wisely invested the income they received while their popular television show was on the air, and thus, rather than having to retrace our steps, we are able to travel with our meerkat guide in their high-tech yet oddly festive elevator.
After a bumpy ride down into the deep tunnels, our meerkat guide takes us on a winding journey through unmarked passages we could never navigate on our own, until, finally, we begin seeing unmistakable signs that we are on the right track. Surely the Kingdom of the Gophers cannot be far away now!
All these months of work and planning are about to pay off! Soon all the secrets of the gophers shall be revealed! Because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.